fazzyfox

Local lad, available pending results of rabies medical

Pounds, Euros, Euros, pounds, easy mistake, we’ve all done it

If there’s a Sky reporter outside the training ground can someone please take them a Bovril or something

Please stop bumping this thread, I’m running out of fireworks and the neighbours are getting p****d off with me

They gave him a cup cake?

Permit office:- Rudkin - Giz a permit, he’s well good, top class Permit Office - A regular for Italy you said Rudkin - Occasionally regular yeah Office - Coming to a Premier League Club? Rudkin - Well, Championship, Leicester Office - Leicester? Who employ Danny ****ing Ward? What’s the huge fee for such a talent. Rudkin - 500K for now Office - and he’s a fit strong healthy individual? Rudkin - ….It’s a no isn’t it Office - Yes it is F*** off

To help with the permit I’ve persuaded Steve Bulls sister to marry him, so long as they have a joint surname. Seems like a sensible solution.

Does anyone know how I can get a tattoo removed

What, with these feet?

A race against time, oh if only we’d identified him as our main target ooh say three weeks or so ago

Would having a local wife help with work permit points? Any offers?

They didn’t factor in that the cost of the flight would go onto our books. It was Ryan Air, he hadn’t checked in from home, brought luggage and went for the chicken baguette option

OI Rudkin ”Don’t sit on the Fence-y Have we signed Sensi We need to know We need to know Did you **** up the permit Like a muppet like Kermit We need to know We need to know”

And that was the sticking point, his agent wouldn’t let him sign until it reached 100 on Foxes Talk

I’m making a reversible one with “ Welcome Sensi” on the back, all bases covered there

If this was Barcelona he’d be on an artificially low wage but find a luxury sports car on his driveway, house paid for and luxury jewellery for him and his wife courtesy of the owners.

I reckon another club have complained about the unorthodox structure of the payments cough Leeds cough

Get the deal sheet filled in and at least there’s a chance. Worst case scenario is we’ve only wasted our last (allowed) bean on a player we’re not allowed to employ, Enzo quits, we decline and lose to Coventry in the play offs and several Foxes Talk posters will need Tattoo removal in the morning.

“Thank you for calling the work permit office, our opening hours are 9 a.m to 5.30 pm…”

We are bloated in terms of CF's, four competing for one place and knowing that we don't bring on more than one even if we're chasing a game, I think we could manage the rest of the season without Nacho, problem being is he sharp enough and showing good enough form to attract a lower half PL club and who else could afford him? Due to Nacho's contract situation Daka may be the one to bring in a bigger fee but again who would take him right now? I was a bit worried (in that I don't want him to leave) when Albrighton lead the after match lap of honour / appreciation on Saturday, he was some way ahead of the others and I saw it as potentially a farewell wave . I may be reading too much into it, he probably needed the loo or something

It would be nice to compete for his signature but we wouldn't have a prayer

The Queen was at Buckingham Palace distressed, "Oh Bother!" The head groom asks "What's wrong M'am"? "Charles has flown up to Edinburgh to give a talk at the University but he's left his speech behind" Groom - "Fax it up M'am" Queen - "Yes it does rather"

Shouldn't be a difficult one, it's Zeze

Leeds are interested, it appears he has a suitor

Vs Birmingham it reached a stage in the first half where I said, "that's it, that's our last warning, we're hanging on here, any more chances and they'll score", twice I covered my face and said "They've scored" and yet the keeper continued bailing us out. I don't know if there's an "Expected saves" vs "Actual saves" stat but what I'm saying is he exceeded expectations, at times it was like tin can alley in our box and you think we can't survive one more attack like that but he kept us in it.