fazzyfox

Hey Leeds “ I predict the play offs, I predict the play offs”

He smiled

I’ve been envious of neutrals this season and can now sort of - (“anyone but Leeds”) join them, some cracking games coming up. If WBA play like they did vs us I’d ignore the points difference and give them every chance to be a late party spoiler in the play offs.

My club taking a punt on a raw lad from Fleetwood, seeing him win the highest domestic honours, win the golden boot, represent his country well and bang some heads together when it was massively needed and help us to the most vital of 12 month turnarounds

When I saw players jog around and give up at Fulham a year ago and then be handed a start the next week our club was rotting and stank the place out…..roll on a year and there’s a healthy heartbeat, pride, high standards and respect . Every game a near sell out….kept the faith

S**t, last finished glass, dare I open another bottle, big work day tomorrow…..said Vardy last night!

Which poor Football League representative is going to draw the short straw and face a friendly welcome on Saturday. Hope Birch asks if he’s the **** who got humiliated by us in court

I’m completely cured, I don’t even hide behind the sofa when we concede corners any more. THANK YOU

….for bringing in it’s own large sandwich

That’s it, caution to the wind I’ve cracked open the Bucks Fizz (all I could find). And that’s not a euphemism for s****ing Cheryl Baker.

Diego Faesadonna !!!!!!

I’ll do me best but I can’t promise anything, hic

Booooo. Hope they can all be donated to a kids play centre….well maybe not the dolls but the others

He’s seeing double still after the booze up, he met the “other” ball perfectly well and still can’t understand why a goal was not given

Away end getting through the City songbook very well. At this rate by full time we’ll get a rare hearty rendition of “Only one Arthur Rowley” followed by a bygone ditty about the Fosse first meeting in a shed!

Just seen Top in Morrisons buying a tin of Silvo

Yesssssss it had to be him

So engrossed in this mega biased build up, even for Sky, I’ve forgotten to prepare my buffet, if I pause for ten minutes can you all reciprocate or at least not mention any spoilers

He starts most sentences with “No””, I know the journalists speak a lot of b******s and it’s his way of steering the conversation to what he wants to say but it comes across as rude. “Enzo, your side are playing well and winning games, you must be happy…” Enzo “No”!

Giving Faes some responsibility is a clever bit of man management that will hopefully keep him from switching off. His role will be to call out and have a go at any, say defender, who, for sake of example takes risks high upfield and loses the ball with only Vesty as cover dropping us in the s**t. Some finger pointing and a stiff talking to…himself would ensue, possible disagreement and gesturing, followed by some physical contact.

“Marc, you’ve seen close hand that Abdul Fatawu had played a lot of games, a lot of minutes this season” Albrighton - grits teeth “Yeah delighted for him…”

No, too Injury prone

Chorley not…..!