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Honeymonster has hurt his shoulder. Oh dear, how sad, never mind

My mistake, I missed it. Run at him now and get a second / risk hospitalisation!

F*****g hell Honeymonster, Millwall never change do they, strategically shaved Neanderthals in football kits, thugs. No card for that

Artificial intelligence? Looks more like a blindfolded chimpanzee pulled random Football stickers out of a hat and someone noted down the outcome.

True, but would we be capable of agreeing upon a line up, formation and style of play between us

He should have been hooked at half time. He should never land another refereeing appointment in his life while he tinkers with the rules he deserves to be panned for it. Even on a Windy day, there’s no excuse for such errors.

I don’t suppose it’s you behind the clubs financial spreadsheets? Were the ticketing invoices we send to Huddlesfield FC ever paid? Removing Red coloured type from the negative balance figures didn’t help either. Rudkin, you’re off the hook we’ve found the true cause.

There were goosebumps on my goosebumps, it was one hell of a sustained noise, the atmosphere was electric.

“s**t on the villaaaa” ? Last time I did that the Spanish police became involved

Norwich 1 Ipswich 0 Chaventry 2 Leeds 1 Blackburn 0 Southampton 0 City 2 Birmingham 1

The pull downs on the half way line aka “The Fernandinho” with no yellow card The first one was completely wrong side of the man and had no attempt at getting to the ball, 100% cynical foul

Vestergaard, the offspring of Beckenbauer and a lady giraffe

Always loved Chaventry City, wonderful place, wonderful people, a lovely homely club

I heard there will be a sheet of paper on each seat with either a number, decimal point or blank space on, at kick off we lift them up creating a giant spreadsheet

Starts off looking fairly promising then goes down hill quickly - how appropriate for us

“Welcome to the first home game of the 24/25 season, .number 1 Dasaany Ward, a big welcome for debutant number 9 Ashley f*****g Barnes…….

He did and that’s how he truly claims the clubs future is secure, but the ffp rules focus on allowed losses , your expenditure against your income, writing off the debts may have reduced outgoing interest payments but other than that doesn’t help the rule breaking of being above the threshold over the rolling 3 year period.

Whilst giving out bonkers wages is the unforgivable cause we have to realise that on the player trading side of things this is real life not a PC / Console game. We turned down a derisory bid from Newcastle for Madison and Vestergaard rejected a move to Fulham, an Italian club kept trying to move the goalposts to sign Praet, maybe a bid for Iverson who was still developing, other than that we would have been happy to move on fringe players and failures but bids for Perez, Amartey, Mendy, Choudhury, Soumare, Praet (low bid from Atalanta?), Ward last Summer / this winter etc (and the time it took to shift Slimani), were not forthcoming, not surprisingly when you look at the players potential wage demands to match what we pay and the fees wanted / needed in relation to the bidding clubs size / budget. Teams above us didn’t need them, teams beneath us couldn’t afford them, the teams we were competing with around 7th or 8th such as the likes of West Ham, maybe Everton a couple of years back, Villa and more recently Brighton had their own investment and scouting strategies leaving the foreign market, leagues with less money around as the only likely destinations. I’m not saying not being able to sell fringe players for good fees was our biggest problem or a hugely significant hindrance to our model but before saying we “should have sold them and not let their contracts run down” define “let”, the dye was cast when we paid them too much, once you’ve done that you can’t find a buyer or force them out unless you pay off their contract early, you may have got 20 million for Soumare on Football Manager once but this is real life.

Their number 7 looked lively at times but other than that it was just a testimonial-like lump in Ashley Barnes alongside Art Garfunkel, offering very little, with to be fair, very little service.

I have a sneaky feeling that either Ipswich or Southampton or maybe both, will be dropping points today.

You could see confidence grow, more first time balls in the final third, less panicky around their box and some great intensity of pressing.

What is this strange sensation I’m feeling, I vaguely recall it from yonder days of distant past…..I’m actually smiling 😊

YESSSSS, I can almost relax now…..almost

There’s something in that, like it was always his destiny to play here in the same way Arsene Wenger managed Arsenal, Wolfgang Wolf managed Wolfsburg, De-Wolf played for Wolverhampton and Kuntz played for Germany.