fazzyfox

Good block, dig in lads

The performance is flat, the standard of officiating is flat, even the f*****g ball is flat!

This ref is scaring me now, crowd appeal, Sunderland get decision, the slightest bit of contact in our box and he’ll give it.

Shut up crowd, he’s 37 or so, can’t move any faster than that

Seems to be one that reacts to crowd noise (that’s no dig at our Valiant travellers). Just pray there’s no physicality in our box

Wilf is back

Need to break up this Sunderland momentum ASAP, maybe do something with the ball ourselves for a while

I don’t care if it’s as ugly as Martin Keown with Chicken Pox so long as we get the points.

New commentator? What happened to Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dummer from earlier .

Starting fishing puns on here opens up a whole can of worms.

How can Sky not sort out a commentary, With their “increased investment” that slapped an extra fiver a month on my bill recently. World of sport managed to get streaming audio from Basingstoke Leisure Centre in the 1970’s on a minuscule budget

Well he’ll stay Singh-gill, no birds gonna marry that c***

As a qualified lip reader I can reveal that Vardy was asking the ref about “your rucking cap”

Remember we’re wearing them out, the real fun begins on 65 minutes

Great tactical shout, we should indeed focus on two up top for a while

Vardy has O’Nien on toast

Yesssss great start, why oh why am I waiting for VAR to skank us, I hate what it’s done to natural celebratory instincts.

Yay I’m in. Are the commentators on the moon or something?

All my Sky channels now have just a blue screen . I’m running around like Scotty when the Enterprise is burning up I Cannae fix it Jim!

He’s been mis-firing recently

The slightest bit of pressure on him and he gets into a pickle. The manager often gives him a good grilling at half time. Often makes his opponents eyes water.

At times it feels like it's a Forest fan who has hacked us on a Football Manager game. Ryan Bertrand......big contract...... hwa hwa hwa I think the question is raised because of the issues of transparency and communication, there's not a constant or consistent dialogue from anyone so there feels like a huge distance between us and when there's no official communication speculation and rumour takes over. When Top does speak / write it's interesting and seems very sincere, the piece re-assuring us they would not be walking away and what the club means to them was the kind of dialogue that's appreciated. The piece in the programme several games into last season explaining why we'd spent FA was well written but wrongly timed, it would not have affected my decision but announce that before selling the season tickets maybe, not after, at some stage of that summer the decision was made, Rodgers was told, Rodgers sulked and I do have some sympathy, no Premier League Club has ever done less in the summer market and survived (or ever done less full stop) so we'd written our own death knell and it was left to a sinking individual gut feeling that it was happening rather than a clear confirmation. In short they know more than they let on about our situation, at times it is prudent to keep it internal to ward off cheap bids for players, avoid deflated morale etc but if you want us to buy into something tell us what it is we're buying in to.

I see Wes Forfana is still injured at Chelsea

As long as Harry W*nks is fit we’ll be fine

Just so long as they don’t call a stand The Soar End”