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I always envisage something similar to this clip when Man City get fined

I always said that group of players had potential. Shame it peaked 15 years after retirement!

Drones which intercept delivery drones and steal the package, currently being worked on by Dick Turpin's great great great Grandson.

Surely marketed as "Speedie Cabs"

One borrowed from the late Sean Lock:- A dog running down the street with a string of sausages in its mouth, being chased by an angry butcher.

Devonshire Split (a kind of cream bun, not a yoga position)

Of the bands I've got a lot of stuff by but haven't seen live:- Mercury Rev Suede Sigur Ros Secret Machines Eleventh Dream Day Bangles Robert Forster (of The Go Betweens) Come on Eavis, make a fazzyfest tent with that lot and I'll be there!

One Man Band Busker type guy who would sing with big drum on his back triggered by foot pedal , harmonica, acoustic guitar, cymbals between his knees and saxophone somewhere else. Detested by the musicians union for taking six peoples jobs!

I wondered the same thing and found that the answer is due to vastly different levels of complexity and the number of charges, this quote (From Nottingham Post Website) explains it quite well:- "Manchester City were charged before Everton's initial FFP offence - undergoing an appeal - but the champions are yet to discover their fate with regards to 115 alleged breaches between 2009 and 2018. City have also been referred to an independent commission - as Forest and Everton (for a second time) will be. There are still question marks over why Everton's initial case was dealt with inside nine months, but the process for City remains ongoing. Put simply, that is due to the depth, scale and complexity of the 100-plus charges put against City with the Premier League saying that it will inevitably take more time from a logistical stand-point."

If they’re blunting our wingers threat we should mix it up and look to get in centrally through K DH and Caseidi a bit more.

To be fair to him Vesty is closer to the sun than the other players, bound to have an affect on his vision

Probably used their best crayons on it bless ‘em.

Good to see that Praet is available to be stretchered onto the pitch if needed. The glaring omission is a back up CF, frustrating timing for Vardy’s injury to clash with Daka away and Nacho unavailable, you’d think 4 quality CF’s at this level would be an adequate number!

Wasilewski, very very strong, Polish brew, leaves you feeling like you've run into a brick wall. Wise's Ale - A half-pint from down south, so toxic it leaves you in a strange sense of mind thinking things like for example that you can punch a work colleague and not lose your job. Smithies - Nobody has a clue what this one is like as it's not been seen for years. Does it even exist? Rantanen - Served in a weighty chunky glass, with it's big blonde head, a satisfying fi(n)nish

A Vestergaard or a "pint of Vesty" as it's known, in a tall glass, pours very very slowly, starts off rather disappointing leaving a bitter feeling but if you stick with it it eventually gets better and does the job.

“Vest man, what’s the score, vest man, vest man what’s the score”

Great work, look out for the extension kit in 2025 or so Makes my Kenilworth Road look a bit s**t in comparison

Just before the goal we were struggling to get out on our left hand side and lost the ball, I said ffs lads mix it up just sometimes, there’s only 2 minutes left, send it up the line for a throw deep in their half. It came straight back and via flukey deflections resulted in a goal. Avoidable.

The purrfect gift! Tony Cattee ? Gary Catsworth? Catson Daka? Catsper Schmeichel?

You wouldn't think those two were capable of such stuff looking at them

Cannon needs to be supplied with balls

Re Cannon not starting, Enzo is clearly keeping his powder dry