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Please tell me it’s at the expense of Chilbell

A genetically created supervillain, half Blo-Feld half Odd-Job, aka B***job

I swear Farke played an assassin in a Bond film, the kind of one that looks menacing and full of front but takes Bond about 3 seconds to chuck off an oil rig with his little finger.

18 seconds added for 2 minutes of Farke-ing about in extra time

A static statue wouldn’t feel appropriate. You know the mechanical Hare they have at the Greyhound racing, well an equivalent of that, a kind of Vardy manakin on a track around the pitch, zipping round at his peak speed with perhaps a few mechanically enhanced gestures when it passes the away fans. Wondered why there’s a delay in the stadium expansion? It’s this addition to the plans.

It was effective and moving again on Saturday and the overall emotion was one of solidarity. As this forum demonstrates there are a multitude of angles and opinions but for that moment we’re demonstratively united in one desire, a positive result.

Last night in Cambridge

Unless:- a) They're changing the card reading technology to a different system (doubt they are) b) Cards need renewing due to wear and tear (generally don't, credit cards are fine after 4-5 years plus) - and this should be an optional cad refresh not a forced one. Seat re-locations I presume do need a new card. - there is absolutely no need to force a re-issue and charge for it Making it optional to new STH's is another issue but even then, the cost of the card (I issue similar at work, they are less than £1 per unit, much less in bulk), the admin of setting it up and the postage still amounts to no more than a fiver, anything above that is purely a case of trying to cynically disincentive people from taking up the option whilst still saying "Hey, look, to those of you who say we don't want it as smartphone technology we are still giving you the option". I don't know the breakdown in figures between cards and digital and understand the economy of scale - the less you produce, the more it costs per item, but the £25 is a tax on the people who for one reason or another are genuinely phobic or feel unable to use the other technology which is a legitimate thing. If there was no charge then people not using cards would by a miniscule degree be paying for something they don't get but others do but we're talking pennies over the twenty something thousand tickets. If your reluctance in going digital is due to the inability to lend out your card that's another issue, one that the club won't show any sympathy for as it conflicts their terms and conditions, maybe the TV companies who move the fixtures which leads to people being unable to attend (more than 3 times a season) could sponsor the card fee (no chance of that). Hopefully a fans Trust / Forum can ask a representative two key questions:-- 1) Why can't card holders continue to use existing cards (unless they are relocating seats)? 2) What is the justification / cost breakdown of charging £25?

Pint for…..well Cardiff, all of it, everyone,

Thank f*** Choudhury didn’t have a haircut this week, saved a certain goal there

I agree with it, the hidden unmentioned essence is “ The last couple of months have been s**t haven’t they, forget that, (sorry no refunds due), we now have a mini-season of 4 games, win them and we get back to the Premier League.” It’s the right approach as you can’t change what happened vs Plymouth, Millwall, Bristol City, QPR, Boro but I do hope they’ve learned from those games and worked on avoiding further repeats as you can guarantee the likes of Preston will have taken encouragement and had plenty of flaws identified for their own game plans. We’ll see in this mini-season if there is that intelligence to respond and adapt rather than leap lemming-like off cliffs week in week out.

Maybe Maresca stood back and just let the players express themselves…..well that would be a first

WBA will be tougher than the Birmingham game being a better side, we need a similar performance and then some, it really is a must win and the two away games this week have given me little confidence, the players are starting to show the tension, over hitting passes, snatching at shots, no composure where it counts (and too much composure elsewhere Faes). Heart says beat WBA and Blackburn, draw the other two, head says are you blind mate they're not getting a point against St Tiddlesworths Girl Guides reserves XI right now, the heads have gone . Apart from Caseidi and the injured Macateer these are the same players who earned all those wins earlier in the season, it's in there somewhere, really would get wise steady heads in, Coady, Albrighton, get Wes Morgan and Birchenal in the changing room talking to them, the way others are f***ing up too a couple of wins might be enough.

Also it helps them to potentially be safe by the time we play them on the last day. They'll be on the beach, nothing to play for, fielding squad players whilst we may need just a point for promotion.......and you all know what'll happen next

Also my choice last summer.....

I’d expected 4-6 points from these last 2 games but just imagine now getting 2 points, a vital cushion, something. No points, no goals, can we expect them to get 12/12 now?

It’ll be Faes at Centre-Clown, Daka at Centre-Misser, KDH in the buzz about taking too many unnecessary touches slowing down our momentum position, Ricardo will tuck inside into the hey let’s offer them an entirely vacant left wing when we lose the ball position. Vestergaard and Winks will play Chuckle Brothers football and the keeper will leave clearances until the last second giving us heart problems. Justin will scoop “crosses” if you can call them that, over the bar but keep trying them regardless. Wilf will get into great goal scoring positions but realise he ain’t a great goal scorer, Fatawu will try 100%, Mavididi will blow hot and cold…..that’s yer line up folks!

It’s in our own hands…..but at the moment those hands are about as reliable as Danny Wards

When you over hit 4 through balls maybe put a bit less pace on it the 5th time. Like lemmings off a cliff we don’t learn, don’t adjust, keep doing the same thing. It’s got to the point where I’d stop appealing for corners, let them have the goal kick there’s a higher XG for us on that than us having the corner!

Don’t want to hear your pre match talk anymore, do your talking on the pitch. What’s the wage ratio between these sides?

Not having it that it’s just good defending from Plymouth. The sloppy passes. Faes clowning around. Aimless corners. Aimless crosses.. So many over hit through balls. CF still sat on bench.

Is there a strong wind there? Seriously, every mid to long through ball going out of play

Faes is now a parody of himself c*ckups guaranteed

Some panicky finishes and so many over hit through balls - it’s tension, tension of the situation when we need technique and composure

Oh no….that’s shocking Patson. What do you practice all week in training, that’s just inexcusable now