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A race against time, oh if only we’d identified him as our main target ooh say three weeks or so ago

Would having a local wife help with work permit points? Any offers?

They didn’t factor in that the cost of the flight would go onto our books. It was Ryan Air, he hadn’t checked in from home, brought luggage and went for the chicken baguette option

OI Rudkin ”Don’t sit on the Fence-y Have we signed Sensi We need to know We need to know Did you **** up the permit Like a muppet like Kermit We need to know We need to know”

And that was the sticking point, his agent wouldn’t let him sign until it reached 100 on Foxes Talk

I’m making a reversible one with “ Welcome Sensi” on the back, all bases covered there

If this was Barcelona he’d be on an artificially low wage but find a luxury sports car on his driveway, house paid for and luxury jewellery for him and his wife courtesy of the owners.

I reckon another club have complained about the unorthodox structure of the payments cough Leeds cough

Get the deal sheet filled in and at least there’s a chance. Worst case scenario is we’ve only wasted our last (allowed) bean on a player we’re not allowed to employ, Enzo quits, we decline and lose to Coventry in the play offs and several Foxes Talk posters will need Tattoo removal in the morning.

“Thank you for calling the work permit office, our opening hours are 9 a.m to 5.30 pm…”

We are bloated in terms of CF's, four competing for one place and knowing that we don't bring on more than one even if we're chasing a game, I think we could manage the rest of the season without Nacho, problem being is he sharp enough and showing good enough form to attract a lower half PL club and who else could afford him? Due to Nacho's contract situation Daka may be the one to bring in a bigger fee but again who would take him right now? I was a bit worried (in that I don't want him to leave) when Albrighton lead the after match lap of honour / appreciation on Saturday, he was some way ahead of the others and I saw it as potentially a farewell wave . I may be reading too much into it, he probably needed the loo or something

It would be nice to compete for his signature but we wouldn't have a prayer

The Queen was at Buckingham Palace distressed, "Oh Bother!" The head groom asks "What's wrong M'am"? "Charles has flown up to Edinburgh to give a talk at the University but he's left his speech behind" Groom - "Fax it up M'am" Queen - "Yes it does rather"

Shouldn't be a difficult one, it's Zeze

Leeds are interested, it appears he has a suitor

Vs Birmingham it reached a stage in the first half where I said, "that's it, that's our last warning, we're hanging on here, any more chances and they'll score", twice I covered my face and said "They've scored" and yet the keeper continued bailing us out. I don't know if there's an "Expected saves" vs "Actual saves" stat but what I'm saying is he exceeded expectations, at times it was like tin can alley in our box and you think we can't survive one more attack like that but he kept us in it.

I heard he left early to beat the traffic

Surely we’ll out-sing the away fans but then again they have the Welsh gene which guarantees booming close harmony singing ability, like 300 Harry Secombe’s on a stag night

Re Luton, if Forest do get docked 10 points they’re going to struggle to finish above anyone other than Sheff Utd. Bring it on

They’re just all in the concourse asking for a hearty bowl of leek soup bless ‘em, long trip, fair play to them

“Do you know anything about the Swansea number six Darling” ”No I don’t sweetheart”

Sorry but no Agadoo, Superman or Birdy Song ? Not a proper wedding reception without those classics.

Just sent my proposed punishment for Forest:- 1: 20 point fine 2: To be called “Notts Forest” by all media 3: Chris Wood to wear a “Woods” shirt because to be fair it’s hard for fans to distinguish between a New Zealand CF and an English goalkeeper from the 80’s so we may as well just give up trying to correct them and let them have their way 4: Made to play in vest, pants and plimsoles for rest of season. 5: Force them to re-sign Lingard and release Gibbs-White on a free transfer. 6; Must field owner in goal which due to his size would at least ensure every game ends 0-0

Tough and a bit boring

Ooh the glamour