fazzyfox

This has the feel of those narrow home wins, a couple of bomb scare moments at the back, lots of passing, wear them down, change CF on 60-65 mins, score on 75.

Yaaaaaaay, A picture!

Can anyone there tell ‘em to turn it all off then turn it all back on again, usually does the trick

Oh no it won’t

There won’t be time to show those awkward Luke warm interviews of players saying “we didn’t win last match so want to win this match” etc. How will we cope going straight in to the game (hopefully) without the preparation of that deep insight. Or Don Goodman.

C’mon coach 1, which one of you took out the broadcast equipment with your flask spillage

Ooooh Scorchio!

0-0

Either go for a second goal or do what teams do to us when ahead and waste time. Worryingly disjointed, players looked like they were on roller skates and it wasn’t as if we were trying to reach a high tempo.

K DH

He’s been fired

Expecting Nacho and KD-H on for Vardy & Casadei on 60-65 minutes.

Those two early Keystone Cops moments were clearly an intentional ploy to encourage Wednesday into a more open game and not sit back. Genius.

gerrin Fatty!

Clearly our boys didn’t feel right without commentary, they’re looking more settled now

Yay commentator back from the bog!

I keep hearing the phrase "Disproportionate" from people around the club, I really think the narrative is to plant that seed in everyone's minds by saying the same thing over and over so an appeal eventually reduces it to 5 points. It covers over two more interesting factors, one how their misdemeanour affected other clubs in the relevant seasons, some of which won't benefit from Everton being docked points this season and secondly why has their charge and punishment come before the likes of Man City's? The proportionate argument is a strange one, how do you quantify how many points were gained by fielding squads you couldn't within the rules afford to be fielding or is it a generic 10 point deduction for rule breaking or was it arrived at by any type of formula such as by how much they overspent, how co-operative they were or weren't with the investigation etc. Just shaking your head and saying "Ten points is too many" deserves the response "how is it too many, what's your aggrievance with this".

The VAR guys are being treated for cramp and exhaustion by physios

Thought they were going to end up with Dier goalkeeper - the first Dier goalkeeper in the Premier League since Danny Ward

A warning, you’ll need a bucket of popcorn and a thesaurus!

Just spent half time visiting the Fighting Cock (that’s a Spurs forum to be clear), the bit where they go from celebrating the offside call to realising it’s a red and a pen is priceless . They know a lot of rude words and somehow assign the cause of the decision to Gary Neville . The one that summed it all up though was “We get ourselves in a good position and then it all goes Spursey again”. I actually don’t want a Chelsea win but it’s going to be hard to prevent it now.

Apparently the Restaurant failed as he named the bar area "Drinkwater Bar"

Brendan Todger ?

“Enzo, did you see any Nightmare Ghoulies today?” ”Yes, Danny Ward trained this morning”