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Agree, or alternatively switch the sprinklers on for a minute and play on .

That Mboppy lad needs to work on his first touch if we wants to get anywhere in the game

It’s Fathy vs Fatty.

Where’s that Praet of ours? Or Wout Faes as he’s otherwise known. Didn’t make the squad? What, the second coming of Baresi, Beckenbauer and Bobby Moore rolled into one???

I was about to start a new thread on that very subject.

Ahh what’s the matter Mata?

Cape Vardy, guzzled a load of Red Bull and ran their heart out for 90+ minutes

Scenes I’m knackered just watching the work rate of that defending .A Pint each for the lot of them

Margaritha to get a pizza the action

There’s a big chance that our mob will struggle with taking on board the instructions, that seemed to be an issue with Marti. They seem to latch onto the safety first / caution part then struggle to come out of that shell and have any positivity when trying to go forward. Those early goals conceded, players going over for a briefing 10 mins into a game when you’ve had all week to sort yourselves out, Winks gesturing that everyone else was in the wrong bar him (when under no pressure he hooked a ball out of play and blamed it on the non movement of a player 20 yards away from it). There will be a lot of shrugging, pointing and arguing, they’re league 1 players for a reason the decision making and game intelligence will be inadequate resulting in some keystone cops calamities and frustration all round.

Although looking at his injury record may make it look high risk I could see several promotion chasing Championship clubs or even one of the promoted Premier League sides taking a punt on him, it’s a gamble but for what he can bring it’s very good value. Hope we can keep him though, not just his ability but his application in that Millwall game was night and day over the assortment of muppets we’d seen all season.

I remember his Southampton side in the PL, where the GK and CB or full back gifted at least a goal a game through the playing it out in tight spaces stuff. Martin refused to change his philosophy and it continued week in week out, literally setting up to fail and c*** up, if this was Italy you’d be asking serious questions. I was hoping we could at least have some fun next season becoming a swashbuckling dynamic side not yet more chuckle brothers stuff with Hamza spinning to face his own goal before he even receives the ball and inevitably playing it backwards and conceding 15-20 yards. Put the kids in and let them play not as robotic cogs but with instinct and passion.

Before I bleat on about the appointment being made by the same people who ****ed up the last few appointments, do we know if the new guys at the club would have been involved this time (chief exec & Sporting Director)? Have they started yet? Do we know if he had the same assistants / coaches around him at Southampton and Rangers?

Gerrin McGinn!!

I’ve done some research on these no hoper minnows:- A chaotic, angry, violence filled nation with corrupt leadership, foreign visitors are reccomended not to travel there due to threat of assault and kidnapping. Their football is traditionally a hectic form of high tempo kick and rush blended with pure thuggery with strikers so poor they couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo. A bizarre diet unlike no other on Earth A strange almost incomprehensible dialogue. The national musical instrument is a high pitched hideous droning device played by skirted men. And now I’ll look up Haiti

His names rhyme with “Brussels” and “Fartin’” guaranteeing some witty songs come Christmas (if he’s still here)

Always reminded me of Nick Knowles. And I don’t like Nick Knowles. So basically……

Him and Zippy off of Rainbow - never been photographed together…..just saying

Swiss are thinking “Khoukhi….doh!”

Reminds me of those Tango man adverts, not very subtle!

I want a red for that last one every time. Although it was given for the goalscoring opportunity denial I just hate those challenges that have nothing to do with the ball. We want shots and goals not thuggery with just a yellow and eleven behind the ball. Feel more sorry for poor old Deprived Run Down Area or whatever his name was, the first sending off.

Benny Hill chase music gets my vote

I want Scotlands to be that “Hoots Mon there’s a moose loose aboot this hoose” tune. Not that anyone will get to hear it though

Commentator - “and now he has the indignity of having his name read out lover the tannoy”….. the tannoy man pronounced it correctly, it could have been worse