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The officials Communication headset thingymajig isn’t working so they’re turning it off and on again to rectify.

“Hello, is that Tandy’s North London branch? Do you sell batteries? Can you deliver ASAP?”

Due to heavy traffic in the North London area Everton have yet to turn up for their game with Spurs

Agree, in my Super 6 I went for West Ham to win 2-0, Spurs to lose 2-1. Whilst I rate De-Zerbi a lot and trust him to set Spurs up well there is so much pressure on them today, if something goes wrong early on I can see their flakiness returning immediately. Or it could be the classic Spursey thing of get in a good position then c**k it up. Moyes will ensure Everton are at it, if Europe was still on I’d have said Spurs definitely wouldn’t get the point they need but even now it’s going to be tough (I hope )

I see Rustie Lee’s last cookbook sold well…..could it be…..? Interviews would be good fun and the catering would improve.

So in order to get promotion we just needed to be better than Hull, better than Boro and not spy on anyone. It wasn’t such a big ask was it?

Weird game, I know it’s hot but so lethargic and sloppy, was it a heavy pitch, long grass, it seemed an effort to move the ball ten yards. No good sulking now, do your talking in the 120 minutes of play.

Ha, stick that on your water bottle

Oh I get it, they don’t have penalty shoot outs in the ladies game they do back passes to the keeper instead

“Film star” Pegguy Arphexad ? Maguire’s brother? Sergio Hellings ? The Foxy Ladies? The bloke in the Kop who finishes the “you’re s**t aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh with an extended aaaaaaaaaaah whilst sounding like a pirate bloke.

Apparently my clip art is s**t, can someone do a Rustie Lee one please

Absolutely agree, when they sat in the briefing room being given the details of Oxford / Ipswich / Boro, particularly Boro who they’d played twice before at that stage, didn’t anyone raise the question “How do we know this”? If it was supposedly based on match footage did they wonder why that was not being played to them as is the norm? If the info gained through spying was just considered supplementary and used in conjunction with traditional presentations and drills you’d still think “How do we know this is the case”. The only other option was that it looked at whether there was anything new or different to expect and the footage revealed that “no there isn’t” so wasn’t useful apart from in re-enforcing existing expectations. Or very minimal in just suggesting the line up but nothing else? I’d say it should be a 1 year ban for all involved but where do you draw the line on “Involved”? The spy, the person who asked him to (manager had admitted), the data team who processed the information and factored it into presentations. Every coach who worked on drills following gaining the information? is there a whistle blowing policy (insert referee joke) for anyone working at a club like in other industries? Or just tip off the chairman anonymously rather than turn a blind eye. it reminds me of the newspaper editors who ran stories from their journalists built around information shared in intimate conversations yet claimed all innocence of knowledge that phone tapping was involved. Where did they think the private dialogue came from?

And the League are being represented by Lord Karm

The only logical, fair and reasonable outcome is to award us 6 points for our defeats in which Southampton seemed suspiciously familiar with our set pieces (so much so they gave us a 3 goal head start in one game). As for the cup game I’ll let that one pass, just call it 2 million pounds in compensation. Sorted

Southampton representative at the appeal right now

Cocking his leg and peeing on the corner flag post was over egging the roleplay a bit though

If Everton can still get Europe on Sunday that will not be easy for Spurs to get the point they need. I hope .

Southampton said it’s devastating news, especially as they’ve been working hard all week in training to counter Hulls new set pieces and formation tweaks.

For sale going cheaply, 60,000 Hull v Southampton Programmes and 10,000 half and half scarves.

Oh when the Saints Get f*****g banned oh when the Saints get f*****g banned, I’m going to laugh my b***dy head off, When the Saints get f*****g banned

Hull will be furious though. They’ve been spying on Southamptons training all week but know nothing about Middlesboroigh, it’s just not fair!

Not a banger in a glazed shortcrust pastry by any chance. Think I saw it leaked a few weeks ago.

When things like the Havertz challenge happen you just think “Oh what’s the point”. Chasing a player from behind, ball not winnable, take his calf with studs, injures player as well as stopping him, “not serious foul play”

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