fazzyfox

Ha ha, they’ve used that unwritten rule in friendles that if you promise to sub the culprit he won’t get a red card. Except it’s not a friendly. Let’s just make up rules as we go along to suit Arsenal instead.

Makes it wrong that we’re guaranteed a place in the final regardless of quality, must have been some better in Semi’s who didn’t make it through. Bit like when Spurs were going to be guaranteed European Super league status.

Still don’t get how Italy and France can be top half

Cough

It will be Israel

Going down with the Austrians, we’re going down with the Austrians

S**t I’ve run out of Euro-buffet and there’s ages to go

I thought we couldn’t embarrass ourselves any more. Why not let John Craven do it (the results not the song….but maybe)

Italian girl in low cut dress. Norton “That looks like Naples”

Can I vote for Czechia based solely on their results lady, it’s my alternate competition every year

I’d usually be going ballistic about the anti-British discrimination going on but with that toilet offering of a “song” we’re lucky that one country was insane enough to put us in their top ten and give us a point.

Clearly the mafia have the voting panels families at gun point right now.

Alright mate, don’t need your life story, what are your votes

It’ll be Rosie Jones and the broadcast will have to be extended to 6 and a half hours

Fortnight Tuesday

The fazzyfox results are in, counted and verified and partly based on breast size:- Joint 1st - Greece & Sweden Joint 3rd - Moldova, Australia and Romania I’ll avoid the phrase “toss up” in the same sentence as Delta Goidrem to avoid mis-interpretation.

A much needed opportunity to break off for a shave, starting to get a bit of stubble since it started, I’ll look like ZZ Top by the end.

To be fair I would dance to this if I was p*ssed.

This is a cover isn’t it….originally by the Stranglers She can choke me with those thighs any day

A chorus your cat can join in with

Nor-way does this win

Song 3/10 “presentation” 9.5/10

What a Sausage ! As the younguns would call it!

And this years entry from Jupiter….