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Oooooooooh s**t

They usually throw fruit and spray cream over the bus, it’s a trifle hostile in Mexico

Podgy-tino ?

Would be interested to hear from Tim Vickery about the Brazilian media and publics post mortem of the national team in the next day or so,

The most disappointing Brazilians since Betty big Bush’s razor broke mid shave.

Thunderbolts and lightning? very very frightening! Me, Galieo, Galileo, Galileio Figoro! I’m just a poor fan with some work on Monday, He’s just a poor fan with some work on Monday, Spare this poor fan from this monstrosity, is it 1 is it 3 does anybody know? No no we do not f***ing know Do not f***ing know Do not f***ing know-ow-ow-ow-ow those FIFA C***s have a devil for a leader, Mo-ney, mo-ney, money (AIR GUITAR !!!)

All of this acknowledgement about the difficulties of playing at altitude…..does that explain why Vestergaard is s**t ?

It’s made me feel grubby, I need a shower

Pah, handbags! Walshy and Duncan Ferguson in the tunnel, now that was a fight.

Makes Bobby Madeley look like Collina !

Just 6 more minutes and the gambling syndicate release the refs wife and kids

This match will have taken a lot out of the French players. Blood, Cartledge, tendon, skin, flesh…….

Just sticking with it now for the inevitable punch up at full time

Somewhere in Uzbekistan a syndicate have put £100,000 on Paraguay getting no yellow cards at odds of 100/1. Apparently (Just to cover myself).

Booooo unlucky Soutts

They’re not bring on Spider Kalac are they

My World Cup Premium Transfer Fee Adjustment Calculator now has Souttar at 42 Million pounds

Just waiting on John Craven agreeing to move Countryfile back an hour but he’s digging his wellies in the b***ard

Oh they’re twin brothers, thank **** for that, I thought it was the beers and sunstroke messing up my vision!

Mexico will face stiff opposition !

Ronaldo being pulled off. Appropriate really.

Ronaldo’s torso was level but his Adams Apple was a foot offside.

And the game has now begun. Bonus that Fernandes is sulking