fazzyfox

Was keen to go () and be in my usual seat presuming that some of those who sit around me will be doing the same. However as I’m 2 seats in from a staircase (sounds like a phrase for lunatic!) they won’t sell it to me because selfishly I’m leaving a single seat denying families and friends the opportunity to sit together. Until my immediate neighbour buys theirs (I presume they can due to being next to the stairs), the other one won’t be available. After sitting through the shower of sh**e these last two seasons you can’t choose your seat for a testimonial

I predict they’re crying, I predict they’re crying

If the league try to charge us for fielding a weak team they’ll have to take 45 other cases this season under consideration too

v Vest man, what’s the score, vest man, vest man what’s the store

They go in to the dressing room first then traditionally come back out accompanied by wives, kids and threee quarters of Thailand

Let’s take a moment to sympathise with Millwall for messing up their promotion……that’ll do

No more Daka get the statue built.

He’s arriving at his location just about…..now

Why are Millwall fans always dressed as henchmen from the 1960’s Batman series?

Wonder if we can keep hold of Harry this summer. He’ll have plenty of suitors

Would have gone up if Souttar had been fit

Games gone. Kids won’t want to be defenders, you’ve got no chance, time it right you still get done for it, you can’t win.

Is the bloke who sounds like a pirate at the end of “ohhhhhhhhhhh…….you’re s**t aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr” there tonight? Always picture him having an eyepatch and parrot. I presume it’s a him, if not sorry love

Commentator said Millwall are waiting for Billy Mitchell to return and improve their side. Cat Slater would improve our side.

Come on be fair to the guy, Winks has had to cancel a picnic in Hyde Park to be here and he won’t get home until half past midnight.

Would have been appropriate, doughnuts for the doughnuts. I think fresh fish too the way they clap like seals waiting for a treat.

Coach 1 who greet him every match as “Winksy” and so as an in-joke he winks at them. Lucky his name wasn’t w*nks. Unlike coach 2 who he just tells to f*** off.

Looks around 12,000 based on average most sections being between a third and a quarter full but factoring in the Millwall mob.

Oh god this song, I now associate it as “We know we’re s**t but smile won’t you”. At £60+ a ticket for an unprepared, ill disciplined, disorganised shower of faeces is nothing to smile about.

If they hadn’t done that multi buy ticket deal it would be even less. I would say fill the ground with school kids for three but there are safeguarding restrictions against such cruelty even if they are the detention kids.

I’d like to see Robins here but if Rudkin still has anything to do with contracts and “squad building” it won’t matter how good the manager is we’ll be handicapped and going backwards every minute that man is still at the club.

Just seen who the captain is ha ha ha ha haha. No standards, he laughed at us after the Swansea match, what a leader, what an example.

If the u23’s are busy elsewhere that’s a real shame, it’ll just be a collection of has beens and never beens going through the motions like a pre-season friendly (or the Hull 1st half), a pancake flat training drill. The youth could have offered a glimmer of positivity to the summer, this will be like watching a badly written, badly acted play that no one wants to see and paying for the privilege. Ayews last home game, fireworks are ready here.

Meet our head of finance

Apart from a kid getting a Jordan James one who would want any reminder of this season?