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They’re missing a trick by not selecting Pontus to man mark Mbappe

I remember Paul Cooper who had a great record of penalty saves (forgetting that weird night in a cup match at Filbert Street where he didn’t save any in a shootout) he would stand more to one side, hang and swing his arms like a baboon towards his nearest post planting the seed that “I’ve got this side of the goal covered” then before the strike inevitably to the other side he’d move across and dive for that post. I copied that to reasonable effect (let ‘s just say I lacked his flexibility).I suppose once the takers suss that they’ll hit it to the side you originally occupied then you’d need a rethink. Also loved the way if a linesman missed an offside he’d spend the next few minutes making glasses gestures at him Good old Coops.

The Paraguayan mafia can release the VAR’s wives and kids now

But in the round of 16 stadium there are already towels on the best seats

Gettinnnyabeauty!

Ta for that mate !

“Havertz tries the stop start shuffle”, that’s a miss and seven points on Strictly Come Dancing

Wrong but…. “After review the attacker got within 6 inches of the goalkeeper and breathed on him, final decision protect the goalkeeper, foul.”

Looks like a Meerkat that’s taken some acid

Oooh Game On!!!

Those away kits won’t sell themselves, welcome to a 90 plus minute advert. Much prefer to see them in Blue.

Just glad I don’t have the same doorbell chime or I’d have got up to answer it about 327 times in the last fortnight

We just need Fatawu to score a hat trick, tripling his transfer fee and saving us from near certain liquidation

Or several and get Matterface, T**tter faced!

His marker was more interested in grappling him than the ball, good strength from Bellingham though

Time to earn your money Tuchel, girrem a rollicking!

A version of the “Beadles About” theme, replacing “Beadle’s” with “England’s” and the “Seek you here / there” becoming “Beat you…” It has an energy and Barmy-ness about it far more suited to the energy of Football than the current dirge (pardon me your highness, MBE still on mate?). Watch out, England’s about Watch out England’s about You’d better watch out ‘Cause England’s about (Repeat) We’ll beat you here We’ll beat you there,, England beats you anywhere, So you’d better watch out, ’’Cause England’s about! (Dinner ninner ninner frantic piano ending) WATCH OUT ENGLAND’S ABOUT!

That statistic of Ecuador having 8 0-0’s under this manager could be ominous for others (us?) , if they dig in get the draw and gamble on winning the penalties.

Sceeeenes !!!!! Look at the joy on the faces. I remember that. I want that back

Gerrin!!!!

I always thought Shearer approved of head kicking?

More like Fried Bread

Get used to those type of goals under Russel Martin

I heard there may be lightning, well lighting has struck twice,. ooh hang on VAR…….

Put a ribbon round it whilst you’re at it