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Not a shot on target. This is Rodgers / Puel - esque.

He doesn’t even seem to have a voice. He should be screaming at them.

Need a petition to send Southgate to Rwanda.

How’s he not started Palmer tonight? Dreadful decision.

We should try Kane on corners

Great ball that

Could be a nice distraction. Probably let the wife know tomorrow, let the football result sink in first. ”We lost, but I’m gay - wooo”

Haven’t seen a pair so white since the King was walking the king power technical area.

Gareth at half time - “lads, I haven’t got a ****ing clue. Go out and do what you want.”

In Gareth we trust - **** off

Foden celebrating as though he knows he could well be offside.

I’ve never heard the pundits so conflicted

I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a talented bunch of individuals perform so badly. We won’t turn this around. There have been absolutely no signs over the tournament that we can deal with this kind of scenario.

Can’t un-think this now. It’s at least distracting me from the football.

I want Southgate in The Hague this coming week.

You know it’s been a turgid tournament for us when Dixon says “the England fans enjoyed that, a shot at goal”, 4 games in.

Take a touch

I’ll be reaching for a pint of bleach within the first 10 minutes I’d imagine.

Think Germany have provided more entertainment in this first 10 minutes than England have all tournament.

John Stones looks gutted to be part of this shower.

Get ready for Gary Neville to remind everyone of the Euros final and World Cup Semi.

Southgate to tell us after the game that we showed character but lacked intensity.

I’d give it to Scotland so I could have a laugh in the last 16.

Should’ve started Palmer tonight. As Ange mentioned at half time - this is a free hit. But he wouldn’t start Palmer, because he knows best. It was the same with Grealish. When we were calling for creativity and something different with Grealish, his stubbornness wouldn’t allow it. Bloke thinks he’s the bollocks because the likes of Neville and the other middle of the roaders keep blowing smoke up his arse.

Still believes in the system. How can anyone believe in what we’ve seen in at least the last 3 and a half games?!