Nalis

Nice pics, where abouts were they in the Lakes?

Tears. Actual tears.

Steak with pepper sauce.

Procrastination. Had a list of things to do today, got one thing done so far and have to go out at 5pm... Nobody to blame for it but myself.

Double post, please delete this one mods

Back from a long weekend in Bowness. Decent weather and some easy enough hill walking done. Will definitely be back next summer for a week if I can get the time off work.

Yep, he's been pretty solid for years in the Premier League. I was more referring to who he is playing in his next competitive game

Either way, as good Tim Howard's performance was v Belgium, he better get used to picking the ball out of his net in his next competitive game...

Going for Federer. One more slam before retiring after the US Open 2015.

Ray Winston and those ****ing Bet 365 ads. Every ****ing break during the World Cup. "'Ave a bang on that!" **** off!

I'm actually speechless..

I can't tell if you're trolling or not but no, I don't pong. If you hate dogs, fair enough but no need to get on your period about dogs and dog owners. You might not have to worry about dog shit but I'd be more concerned about the shit coming out of your mouth if I was you.

Failing that, the handle of your housemate's razor

I suggest he gets a life. What a miserable little shit.

Small spoonful of local honey produced this year everyday might also help for those who have tried everything.

To be fair, Murray getting to the semis of the French is probably equal or better than most people thought he would do.

Housemates had a BBQ a few weeks back and one of their mates asked 'What was a hashtag used for before it was a hashtag?' Almost choked on my burger at the ignorance of it...

The momentum has swung about 5 or 6 times in this match so far, great match! Looks like the Monfils implosion in the 5th was enough for Murray to take it.

When someone famous dies, the people who put up quotes of the deceased/RIP messages to give the impression that they are THE voice of respect even though you know damn well they couldn't give a flying ****. I.e., Basically everyone non South African who called Nelson Mandela 'Madiba' when he passed away. Maximum hipster points for you, dickhead...

Monfis Murray is too close to call for me. Gonna go Murray in 5 sets followed by the obligatory Nadal tonking in the semis unfortunately...

Staying on the so called lad theme, The word 'Worldie'. **** me...

Years ago when on a dry spell I pulled a complete sewer rat based on the above theory as I thought she would give it everything in the sack. I couldn't have been more wrong... Probably one of the best lessons I've learnt. As mentioned before, aim for the stunners or, my personal preference back in the single days, go for the solid 8 of out 10s. Still good looking but not as likely to be up their own arse.

And this is the most powerful man in our wee country. Yet another reminder of why I left...

No worries mate, knew the score!

Charming pal...