Nalis

USA opening a can of whoop ass on the world of soccer ball with an own goal and whatever the fvck that second goal was

If anything they've screwed over the US with a match on at their lunchtime

How the fvck did Qatar manage to draw against Switzerland? Feel for Kone but what a win for Canada, some decent goals in the mix and more or less through to the knockouts

The rules change every two minutes so who the fvck knows

Perfect gameplan of 10 behind the ball and break when you can

Mexico havent exactly been decent themselves, just less shit than South Africa which isnt saying much

Delayed kick off times, manufactured quarters, half time shows, how long after kick off will these games fvckin finish?

Great first quarter

No Ochoa no party

Because apart from limited European space it was piss easy for everyone else to quality from their confederations

In the group stage get used to loads of moments of shit quality like that defending

Nice finish and goal music

Record transfer fee didnt help West Ham in the long run did it?

AI-oze Perez

He's personally off to Fulham

Got to be this right? The big finance houses will be the big winners as usual while the ocassional trader will fund it

Sachertorte Army!

Couldnt sleep so back to this. How does this team get beat 3-0 by 2014 Netherlands in the quarters?? Scraped through the group stage too.

About 8 goes for me too

Feel for the lower ranked Italian lad, virus just before his first semi final

Absolutely buzzing for this group

Did a predictor, it says Winner - Portugal Runner-up - Spain 3rd and 4th place - Norway and England Most Team Goals - Germany Top Goalscorer - Haaland Most red cards - Netherlands Most Goals Conceded - Curacao Scotland's progress - Round of 32 (loss against Netherlands)

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A World Cup of contrived Peter Drury catchphrases await

Could be bollocks but someone I used to work with told me about a teacher he had called Mr Cooling who was known for years as Mr Ing after he told a class he was losing his cool.