Nalis

The first sentence and last paragraph are brilliant summaries of Stoke.

I thought the people who take pictures of the Apple Store on Regent Street where the biggest idiots out there but no, the guys who have camped outside the store a mere 210 hours prior to the release of the iPhone6 have trumped them... IT'S. JUST. A. PHONE.

She sounds like the type who would sue the NHS if there were any complications with the birth...

Chill buddy, normal service will be resumed after the internationals.

If its indoor bowls then you can **** right off. Lawn bowls 4 life!

When I first this I thought it said YNWA. After realising you wrote YAWN, I then realised that YAWN is an acronym for YNWA, which made me do an inward smile as its how I feel when I see Liverpool fans sign off YNWA. .... so I did save the thread then?

Just finished season 1 of Bojack Horseman, funniest new programme I've seen for a while.

Dont be conservative mate, tell us how you really feel about T -Mobile / EE

Exactly this. What a narrow minded view the person you quoted has.

That's one way of hiding Maddie

We should have a tournament (friendly tournament of course) with the above mentioned teams at the Allianz Arena. The winner get to hold hands with NP whilst everyone sings With A Little Help From My Friends (Wet Wet Wet version).

Only just discovered 6 music recently, great station.And whats wrong with dad rock???

I agree. Its completely lost its dramatic effect over the years and is now just annoying.

As said before, its typical Radio 1. What annoys me about Radio 1 is the massively patronising tone of Newsbeat. I know its marketed towards under 30s but come on, its not bloody Newsround. And Nick Grimshaw too, he thinks he's cooler than he actually is.

Metro booking pundit tipped Pearson as first man to be sacked this season at 25/1...

Bit off topic but I think Berlin didn't have a top flight team for a period. Crazy!

Merson is one of the worst Soccer Saturday pundits, don't know how he's managed to pull the wool over people's eyes for all these years...

In fairness, fantasy football is all about stats and this guy is analysing us on that basis. For example, everyone knows how important Roy Keane was to Utd but equally, he was be an awful purchase in a fantasy football team...

Brent and Johnson - Equality Street

Stoke and Hull are the two most irrelevant teams to grace the Premier League, couldn't give two shits about what they think of us. Neither team are, or ever will be, bigger than Leicester.

Cheers, its basically a made up person loosely based on me focusing on the depths of work life more so than anything else. Really just something to do in the evenings and makes me feel semi productive after work.

Writing my first non work related blog this evening. Admittedly its a bit crap at the mo but I'm hoping the more I write the better I'll get...

Moscow's a pretty cool place, enjoy. Dunno if getting Visa's have become easier since 2004 but give yourself plenty of time for yours. The consulate advised us of a 6 week turnaround but was closer to 8 when we got them.

Albrighton looks like Adam Sandberg

He's such a self absorbed little twat