Nalis

You watch it live or buy a newspaper the next day. If you didn't get a chance to buy a newspaper, pop round to a neighbours house to sew if they have one from two days ago.

Never understood this either! Also, I don't get how it can people can spend so much time blocking up the aisle on a plane. There's only a certain amount of time you can spend putting something in the overhead storage!

Bagworth - Yes x a million to no 3, and you can make that any queue for that matter. Why does someone behind you in a queue feel the need to stand beside you looking frustrated and impatient? Its almost like such a bellend 'alpha male' thing to do..

Bus and tube strikes. There have been about 7 in the past two years in London. There are 3 bus strikes due within the next 2 weeks, ****ing joke decision by egotistical arrogant union twats trying to be the next Bob Crow.

Dunno if I'm feeling that option!

Trapped water in ears.

Excellent news. Suffering from laryngitis at the minute and sounding like a Northern Irish Sean Dyche. On the plus side I'm saving the pound notes on what I would normally be spending on booze! Hang in there TYOTF, thoughts are with you.

Bit late on this but red5 was a good seller (Sunderland game). Please add him to the list.

To the tune of Rude by Magic: Why you gotta be so blue? Don't you know we love you too? Why you gotta be so blue? Andrej Kramaric you'll always play.

Class, my favourite bit was about Gerard - 'The only man who deserves to win anything in the world'

I actually thought the designs on the wall were photoshopped at first glance.

Pongolle and Le Tallec, what throwbacks! Just googled both, Pongolle in MLS and Le Tallec in Ligue 1. Fair play as it looks like they both found their level as opposed to plummeting into footballing oblivion.

Cara Delevingne. I don't understand the point of her.

I agree. Leading on from this - two things that annoy me. 1) People who make videos of themselves helping the unfortunate when its all about themselves and you know they wouldn't bother unless they were being filmed and craving attention. 2) Status' on Facebook like the following 'There was a blind guy with no limbs begging for money in the rain, freezing. Everyone walked past him. But not me, I decided to give me some money. He almost spontaneously combusted with happiness that I stopped. It made his day. Please like and share'. Both the biggest types of self prophesied bull crap on social media.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator but I kept putting it off.

Just remember, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Resetting your password for something and waiting for an email that will take an age to arrive.

Couldnt disagree more, buttons all the way. Having said that it is easier to forget to button/zip up...

Forgot to cancel Amazon Prime within the 30 free trial period and got stung with an £80 debit on my account for yearly membership, which is entirely my fault but still shit...

Fair enough

Hope you enjoy not having sex on Xmas Day then pal.

Or loads of crap threads after a defeat as opposed to sticking thoughts into the post match threads. There's only so many ways you can say 'Wasyl played well but risked being sent off'...

Not many on here are slating West Brom tho, just our own downfalls (and rightly so).

Probably because we are similar size clubs whereas Stoke fans sadly suffer from small man/club syndrome.

Better safe than sorry.