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Bless little Rishi..be nice for him to have a little bit of joy before he gets fvcking mullered in a few weeks!!

.... laying on the treatment table. He made that his own.

Definitely mortar it than meets the eye.

We can't afford Matt Hancock nevermind this guy!

I like Jim Davidson 😂.. Football these days is pretty dreadful you're absolutely right there!! Glad you like and are fully entertained by Maresca's style of football. I too feel very sorry for you.

Five Hag

More Hugh Grant

30 quid will do.

Yer, but... He's magic.. you know!!

Yer, but... He's magic.. you know!!

This is my philosophy Chelsea... The goalkeeper gets the ball he passes it (sometimes dangerously) to a player with an opposition player up his arse, hopefully he doesn't lose possession and gives it back to the goalkeeper, the goalkeeper then panicks a bit and wacks it sideways (and usually out of play)...IF we retain possession however we bugger about passing the ball sideways or backwards, it is forbidden to try and forward pass at this stage. O, yes and importantly I must stress that I'll delay making any positive substitutions until we're either behind in the game or until it's far too late for them to make any fvcking difference!!....ok?.. ... that's fine Enzo, we love your beard... when can you start?

I think it's great!.. The likes of Chelsea chasing someone like Enzo!😂😂... How the mighty fall and long may it continue.

David Copperfield?

This!

Not a chance he lasts that long! I'd give him 6 months max!

Oh oh oh he's magic you know...........

Jeremy C Unt as his assistant?

Zacs Mum?

Both

Funny that, I was just thinking.. You don't need strong arms if you've got a small bone.

That'll be a jaw dropping spectacle!

He much rather be at a Polo match, we all know that!!!

I'm waiting for Sunak to get on the pitch at HT with the mic..... Where are ya?.. Let's be avin you!!!

Manchester City's titles should be looked upon in the same way as Lance Armstrong's 7 Tour de France wins.