TheLittleBigMan

Not being able to do a solid poo since I turned 40.

He is an incredible professional. Do you think he doesn't realise where he stands in the team? Give him a break for fu*ks sake. I doubt there will be another player like him in the clubs future. Respect is something you earn.

They've invested heavily since the purchase of our club, and there is no doubt what they have done for us has saved us from the doldrums we were in for so many years. Take a look at other clubs, as big as ours who have collapsed into obscurity. We were so close. For me it's about perspective. To think that they have a fundamental interest in making even more money, over and above anything else is a bit daft. Yes, they bought the club to enhance the king power brand, but personally I think the social elevation is of equal importance to them. They want to dine at the top table (see what I did there?), play polo with the royals and land helicopters on any pitch that has an audience. I don't think they'll bail on us, especially if the club is failing. That would be embarrassing. Innit.

He might come back Bilingual.

Great chance for him. Great for us too. Young player getting game time in a foreign league. Just don't get caught in a hotel with your mates - OK?

Do I have to explain this.

I didn't mean poor as in skint. Do I have to explain this.

Give the poor bloke some time I say. He's had to acclimatise to a new country and league playing in a team that's lost the plot. I think he looks like he's feeling the pressure of all this hence his first touch being a bit off. I actually feel a bit bad for him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got dyslexia So scrubadbubla you

Porn is frowned upon round our place. That's because we're all really concentrating...

Can't see it happening. We're too thick and irresponsible, or so they keep telling us. And the seats are more expensive to fit. Anyway, we've got meaningless contracts to sort out.

The Melvins.

My farts smell and I have to work in an office. I'm almost excited.

Boy: Hi Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I said hi, not suck me off

Next doors kids just asked for a water fight. I'll just pop the kettle on...

Someone just stole my girlfriends knickers off the line. She's p*ssed off, wants her 27 pegs back....

Don't use them myself but if it's getting the quieter types more involved then it's all shits and giggles to me.

Been living off narborough rd for the last 5yrs and that area is getting depressing. Rubbish all over the place and regular fly tipping on my street. It's really becoming a bit rough in every sense of the word. Spending lots in the city but my area is the first thing you see coming in and it's looking dog rough. Used to love Braunstone Gate but Natter Jacks on a friday/saturday night has turned it into yobville, don't get me started on the £4.90 Obar charged me for a pint - fvck me.