TheLittleBigMan

He's got massive thighs. If we sell him based on his thigh weight we could buy Ozil and a couple of refs.

My analysis is not as accurate as urinalysis.

Remember- It's not drinking alone if your pregnant.

Money shot??

He. Is. Awesome.

Piss poor that was. Should have been 8-0. Edit: Sorry, meant to post in the Liverpool thread

Always fancy us at home. Especially when the fans are up for it. We'll have these lot - easy peasy.

We had ten years of mediocrity outside the top flight. Since we've been up we've won the league, played in C/L and are currently in 8th. We have been one of the most talked about clubs in world football. I bloody love this club.

Believe it. The weird and wonderful mind of the football fan. Just grab some popcorn, sit back and enjoy

Feeding time at the zoo again.

Start with a high tempo and we'll have these. 1-3

I don't think it's a question of middle ground - He's flat out been brilliant for us.

Brrrr! You know it's cold when you go outside and it's cold.

How anyone could be a fan of that sh*t is beyond me

I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second, just so I can feel like a bomb defuser.

Apparently Amartey shat in their shower.

Wow. Amazing we nicked a point 10 v 12. Brilliant. Merry bloody christmas folks!

They better be gluten free or that's just racist.

Can't judge the guy's ability without a decent run of games, which he hasn't nor will he be getting with us. I don't think Ulloa is better but if we aren't going to play this type of player regularly i'd rather have Ulloa bench warming on his wages than slim.

Full throttle please.

Some of the football we've been playing has been flabber gaping.

Seeing our team not only playing in a different way, but winning games while we're doing it, makes me lean towards "even better". Haven't seen a "yo yo club" comment for quite sometime. .

Think this problem will solve itself. Marhez will be off soon and Silva is coming in to a team which is learning a style better suited to his talent. lacking creativity, especially with the way we've been playing, we shouldn't be so worried post Marhez. It's unbelievable we found him, and ridiculous we've kept him so long. but this teams future doesn't hinge on him. Up the foxes

After what we've just done, playing palace in front of the home fans should not fill anyone with the slightest concern.

That's the first time a pee turned into a w*nk for a long time.