TheLittleBigMan

Still think he'll be a beast in the prem, just clearly not with us.

Can I just say though, I do feel my most vulnerable when i'm standing up. Afraid almost. I'm not sure about this "safe standing" marlarky.

'If you love Norwich stand up' oh wait..

This just in.. The number one cause of death is too many birthdays.

In case he scores a Sunderland winner at home, and becomes the greatest player in the clubs history.

http://www.herefordtimes.com/sport/football/15701297.FA_Cup_Third_Round_Draw__Reaction_to_potential_Leicester_City_tie_for_Hereford__video_of_fans_when_tie_was_drawn__when_will_Fleetwood_replay_be_/?ref=rss

Heskey had the biggest thighs. No greater sight than those thighs bearing down on goal imo.

What we want is a manager that brings the youth players through.

I was so happy I broke wind. And I didn't even sh*t myself. How's that for bowel control.

My dad sent me to a psychiatrist for wearing his bra again.

Hedgehogs – why can’t they just share the hedge?

I like Jesus but he loves me, so it’s awkward.

I was playing golf with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing golf.

I think you'll find the illusion is that Huth's revelations, have retrospectively altered the situation. That's how I actually felt, at the time. Innit.

I'll clap for a couple of pies. Or some cake.

http://sportwitness.co.uk/leicester-city-player-disgusted-transfer-calm-speaking/

This just in... Major Leprosy awareness foundation has fallen apart..

"Tony, am I a bad mother?" "Fu*k sake, i'm Paul".

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One, because we're men and we don't need any bloody help doing it.

Would like to see Gray on the left, Albrighton on the right and Marhez in the hole. Chilwell in for Fuchs if we're going youth. Would like to see him and Gray get a run together, think they could be a deadly combination.

He's off to manage the Thailand national team. I think his son plays for Oadby Town though?

His name is Silva Leicesters midfielder He came from Portugal to see the English dream He went to fifa They smoked a reefer And now the fans til jan can never see their man To the tune of Copacabana

Here's what a PR exercise looks like.

He's got a boring name. It's a no from me.

Oh, and not being able to hang on for a wee throughout the night. #breakouttheplasticsheetsforsomemessyplay