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For ages I couldn’t work out why Monaco wanted to swap Tielemans for Silva, but I’m starting to get it

Can’t find the jackets on the club shop site, guessing they’re part of the Thai Natural Dye collection?

We should try to sign that Mahrez lad, looks absolute class

Riyad’s been absolutely terrorising us

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Sounds like you’ve got more of an issue with young lads having long blonde hair more than their ability to play football if I’m honest Sir

Can we have Cantwell when you go down please? Reckon he’d thrive here

For the first time in a long time, I feel like we’re in a position where we’d be better off not signing anyone at all

To be fair, Madders has had an absolute mare with that rucksack

Ricardo is a must. If you look at the right-backs at the biggest clubs in the world; Semedo at Barça, Walker at Man City, Reece James at Chelsea, Meunier at PSG - you can make a case that he’s a stronger option than all of them. Someone will come knocking.

Guy’s still what, 19? Give him a couple of years and he’ll be a starter if Pep hasn’t bought him for £70m to fill the homegrown quota

James Justin will be massive for us

That build up gave me a tingling in me willy

Calling 3-0 Leicester now

Cheers Nabil’s dad