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We managed 2.5 hours on the course before we got called in. Saw the 1st and 9th holes then walked 10,11,12,13,14 before claxon went. Got some great photos of Amen corner then walked back up 18. Spent the afternoon in corporate hospitality with free food and drink so can’t complain. Only issue is I spent a grand in the shop

It’s 5.15am here and we were supposed to leave for Augusta at 6.00 but they’ve delayed entry because of thunderstorms. Waiting on another update at 8.00 but they could stay closed all day like they did on practice days in 2014 and 2022. The forecast is terrible all day. I mean, what are the fvcking odds. This is clearly penance for something I’ve done in a previous life

Thanks mate. In more positive news, I’ve been chatting up Delores all afternoon in the hotel reception who’s the Golfbreaks manager over here. I think she feels bad about the weather so has blagged us free corporate hospitality tomorrow in the new ‘map and flag’ set up at Augusta tomorrow. Looks amazing so the worse case is we sit eating lobster and shrimps with celebs all day

Flew into Charlotte yesterday and drove down to Columbia. All ready for shuttle to Augusta tomorrow morning but the forecast is awful. Once in a lifetime trip and the weather is going to ruin it. Gutted for my old man more than anything

Off to Augusta, Georgia tomorrow for the Monday practice day of the Masters golf Saturday forecast: 30 degrees, sunny Sunday forecast: 30 degrees. sunny Monday forecast: 19 degrees, heavy rain, thundery showers FML

KDB leaving Man City at the end of the season. Been a joy to watch him play in the PL over the last 10 years. Wonderful player

Desperately trying to avoid the temptation of logging onto my pension portfolio. Couldn't help myself though. Down £30k

Bless em

Hi Fox Member, The Club is pleased to confirm ticket details along with selling arrangements for our last home Premier League fixtures vs. Ipswich Town (Sunday 18 May, 3pm kick-off)*. The Foxes meet the Tractor Boys for our penultimate home clash of the season, with Fox Members urged to act quickly to secure the best seats for this fixture. I've never felt less inclined to 'act quickly'. Fvck off.

I haven't been that bored since the last time we played.

Not according to the e-mail I got yesterday Hi Foxes Fan, Don't miss out on the chance to take in some Premier League football under the lights this coming Monday, as City take on Newcastle United at King Power Stadium on Monday 7 April (8pm kick-off). Experience the unique and authentic atmosphere that Premier League football under the lights at King Power Stadium can provide, as Ruud van Nistelrooy's side return to action on Filbert Way. With tickets remaining on general sale, be there and back the Foxes in person as they take on this year’s Carabao Cup winners in LE2!

So sad to see Mads go to shit. After 10 games I thought he'd be our POTS

Yes. No.

Can't believe our GD is -40 and we've still got 9 games to go. And only 25 scored in 29 matches. We truly are disgusting.

Thing is, despite me hating everything about us atm I know I'll still be searching for a dodgy stream in half an hour and watching the game. I just can't not watch us. It's like some sort of bizarre deep rooted human need.

They're just trying to put your mind at rest and let you know you're in good hands. And the location might be a UK center of excellence for the particular procedure you're having done which always gives me added peace of mind. Best of luck with it.

Why is BEK pointing to his head?

At least it’s not live on TV so spares us being humiliated in front of the nation again I guess

Good post, spot on. That game still makes me angry. Hoards of people leaving after 70 minutes in utter disgust. We've never recovered from that as a team or a fan base I think.

Hi Foxes Fan, Don't miss out on the chance to take in some Premier League football under the lights this coming Monday, as City take on Newcastle United at King Power Stadium on Monday 7 April (8pm kick-off). Experience the unique and authentic atmosphere that Premier League football under the lights at King Power Stadium can provide, as Ruud van Nistelrooy's side return to action on Filbert Way. With tickets remaining on general sale, be there and back the Foxes in person as they take on this year’s Carabao Cup winners in LE2!

Before I had my colon removed about 20 years ago (for Ulcerative Colitis), I had numerous Colonoscopy's. Unlike you, my pain threshold is low so after the first one, I always insisted on sedation. Not just local anesthetic where I'm drowsy, but knock me the fvck out with a GA and send me to sleep please. I now have regular 'Pouchoscopys' (j-pouch formed from small intestine) and still insist on a GA. Luckily I work for myself and my wife is always on hand to drive me there and back. If you must drive/use machinery within 24 hours then yeah, you'll have to avoid any time of sedation. Hopefully it goes smoothly with little discomfort, good results, and no need for any follow up. Look after your colons everyone, trust me, it's hell without one!

This is a decent watch. Fryatt confirming what an absolute basket case of a club we were before Pearson came in. His stories about Holloway bloody hell

Happy for Min Woo. Loved his aim point piss take from 6 inches at the last