I know we are an absolutely shitshow, but **** me, what a stupid football club.
This is a club whose most iconic former player is a whacko conspiracy theorist, who had Rupert Lowe as an owner, appointed Clive Woodward as Director of Football, lose 9-0 in consecutive seasons, have Rishi Sunak as a fan, have probably a weirder fanbase than us, had statistically the second worst top flight team ever and now. At least for all our stupid shit we've won a fair amount of big trophies.