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Big Sue with the Gazump to announce that she tricked Eghbali into signing Leicester Nirvana's U13 coach (who just happens to look like Enzo from behind at a 100ft distance) in exchange for £300m per year for 100 years, injected directly into LCFC's bank accounts, here we go?

Christ he's only 28 years old, Mark Schwarzer was twice his age when he played for us!

According to the Athletic, Ric was born in 2004 and is a goalkeeper for Mallorca 😂 https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/football/player/alex-Iyn43heQNAReLVWJ/

poach Vincenzo Italiano from Fiorentina For the sole reason that it means we can re-use this banner 👀

What's with the single glove? Are we that fuched by FFP that we're having to resort to signing the freshly-dug-up corpse of Michael Jackson?

They're welcome to help themselves to Keith Vaz

Bochum win on pens Terrible miss by the Fortuna player Uchino to end it

That Italy shirt is a fake (it's easy to tell because all of the Chinese DHgate sellers use that same background) This is what it looks like on the actual kit:

I can vouch for Betzenberg being a brilliant ground to visit

What a game Ademola has had, monstrous

@Union FS "GRAZIE PER TUTTO DON CLAUDIO" Tifo for the first match next season, make it happen!

and a model village version of the City Ground for the dogs to crap in?

If the club do do anything I can't imagine they'd go to any more effort than just wear this season's sash kit as a one-off, with the new sponsor applied on top of the King Power logo at the last minute with one of those massive nasty black boxes to cover it, no doubt pressed on at a jaunty angle as is the club shop trademark

I have an inkling that we're going to be wearing something very similar this next season

If Fulham have actually bid £20m when Atletico are probably desperate to ship him out on a loan with half wages paid and pocket change buy option then their DoF needs locking up unless Tony Khan is still doing their transfer business when he's bored of playing with his wrestling company toy because that sounds fully on brand for him 😂

They were already arrested

Do you think Yunus could play that role?

I remember one pundit in the 2016/17 season described Danny Simpson as "an adventurous fullback who likes to bomb forward"

Hahahahaha absolutely loving it Long may the Rodgers downfall continue

Personally I'm going to say it's Ricardo's goal for the entirely partisan reason that Wilf has already scored two in the league and another two in the cup, whereas this is Ricky P's first! *Opinion subject to change pending further Ricardo goals

Garcia's last assistant manager was Will Still, so that probably means if he gets sacked you'll have the next manager wunderkind waiting in the wings

they're getting Warnock

It wouldn't be a FoxesHub match broadcast without more technical difficulties than players on the pitch