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Villa's co-owner Nassef Sawiris also owns 7% of Adidas, and is a member of their Supervisory Board connect the dots

You say that as if Alan Curbishley isn't available

Fuch it, need more out-of-left-field names in there Let's poach Kevin Muscat from the Chinese Super League

John Morris is extorting an hourly Contract Alteration fee from ClearLake and is happy to let it drag on until August

He mentioned after the game that he wants to return (again) to his home club Levante in the Spanish 2nd division, maybe he can get them promoted as league winners and retire on a final high note!

If I had to guess it's either because of the new sponsor, or the late change in the collar design from the prototypes might have pushed shipment arrival dates back by a few weeks

Has it been mentioned that the ex-President of Fenerbahce, who's running in their upcoming elections again, has made it his campaign promise that he'll sign Mourinho if he's re-elected? So we can rule him out immediately "Aziz Yıldırım: We agreed with Jose Mourinho. If we are elected president, he will come to Turkey." https://x.com/yagosabuncuoglu/status/1790080840359108918 "We are coming for 3 years, and our coach for 3 years is Jose Mourinho." https://x.com/yagosabuncuoglu/status/1795861187071988038

Big Sue with the Gazump to announce that she tricked Eghbali into signing Leicester Nirvana's U13 coach (who just happens to look like Enzo from behind at a 100ft distance) in exchange for £300m per year for 100 years, injected directly into LCFC's bank accounts, here we go?

Christ he's only 28 years old, Mark Schwarzer was twice his age when he played for us!

According to the Athletic, Ric was born in 2004 and is a goalkeeper for Mallorca 😂 https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/football/player/alex-Iyn43heQNAReLVWJ/

poach Vincenzo Italiano from Fiorentina For the sole reason that it means we can re-use this banner 👀

What's with the single glove? Are we that fuched by FFP that we're having to resort to signing the freshly-dug-up corpse of Michael Jackson?

They're welcome to help themselves to Keith Vaz

Bochum win on pens Terrible miss by the Fortuna player Uchino to end it

That Italy shirt is a fake (it's easy to tell because all of the Chinese DHgate sellers use that same background) This is what it looks like on the actual kit:

I can vouch for Betzenberg being a brilliant ground to visit

What a game Ademola has had, monstrous

@Union FS "GRAZIE PER TUTTO DON CLAUDIO" Tifo for the first match next season, make it happen!

and a model village version of the City Ground for the dogs to crap in?

If the club do do anything I can't imagine they'd go to any more effort than just wear this season's sash kit as a one-off, with the new sponsor applied on top of the King Power logo at the last minute with one of those massive nasty black boxes to cover it, no doubt pressed on at a jaunty angle as is the club shop trademark

I have an inkling that we're going to be wearing something very similar this next season

If Fulham have actually bid £20m when Atletico are probably desperate to ship him out on a loan with half wages paid and pocket change buy option then their DoF needs locking up unless Tony Khan is still doing their transfer business when he's bored of playing with his wrestling company toy because that sounds fully on brand for him 😂