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He did too much too young

Oh she doesn't know. All she knows is nlahblahblahBangkokblahblahAngkorWatblahblahHoChiMinhCity, the back breaking bus journeys and the cockroach infested rooms with a broken fan is going to come as the big (enjoyable) surprise. In fact I'm spending more on a camera to document her trip than I am on her flights and costs. I'm planning on sharing that snippet of information with her as I take a closely cropped shot of her moaning about being tired and uncomfortable. It's going to be ace. ...And then I'm checking into somewhere comfortable to work on a book for 6-8 weeks as she flies home. I'm too loveable to divorce. Ask anyone here, they'll tell you.

Let it go. The mods have made their decision to ban Col and I for one fully support them. It isn't an easy job, they don't get paid, and Col has been a raging arse for as long as I can remember. *in no way is this me taking an opportunity to gloat at Col's banning **bwahahahahababababahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

The only time I've ever disliked the police is when I got caught doing something wrong. Which, goes without saying, is pretty poor form from them. I found the best way to avoid disliking the police was to avoid being caught. I suggest more people try that.

There's never anything more informative and fun than reading a tourist simping for KPFC.

Isn't it Nice Fellows?

Fwiw, Streeting has spoken many times on thr poor state of MH services, and our local MP has been volunteering at our local charity set following a kid's suicide since she was at school. Like everything, I doubt there'll be progress as fast as we'd like, but there will be progress.

The wife enjoys that show where couples race around the world. The wife also enjoys a touch of luxury during her breaks. I've decided to completely ignore the latter and spent the afternoon planning budget travel and budget accommodation across Thailand, Cambodia and Vietnam. Has anyone done anything similar for a change...and did your marriage survive? Night buses, shitty villages, pig offal and the possibility of contracting at least one tropical disease - i reckon its going to be great

The fvcking 80s! Man is just a barrowload of shit takes. But then he wasn't being as cancelled by snowflakes who can't handle the truth as he is these days

House from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is on the market - although only @Milo and @Tommy G are going to be able to afford it https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147990581

I think it's clear that you struggle with humour, irony and satire.

= money to protect Ukraine's kids?

Last time I was in a ward i had a lovely time with two detoxing alcoholics and a bloke with phantom leg pain (and I'm thinking phantom brain pain too). The three of them groaned, moaned and screamed all night, every night. I pleaded for early release to do my convalescence at home just for the kip.

As the minister for Foxestalk, how are you going to represent the individual aspirations of every member? On one hand you need to put over the point of view of all the happy clappers while also representing my desire to burn the club to the ground and hang Top from a lamppost. MPs don't represent all of your values...and I very much doubt they campaigned on those issues. They represent the manifesto and are obliged to deliver it during the term in office. What's special about your personal issues? Why are they more important.portant than the manifesto pledges you voted for?

And have the police spoken to Rachel Riley?

It's the difference between children all screaming for different flavours of ice cream and an adult ordering a caterpillar cake for everyone. Politics is compromise, that's how things get done. Parties need to remind MPs that their focus is on the big picture, not their hobby issues.Dont like it, go grab a totalitarian leader.

Money saved not giving King Power my cash: £10 I'd do this as a running thread throughout the season that would be of no interest to anyone - but I've already lost interest myself.

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Why do you think tobacco companies poured billions into sports sponsorship and millions to lawyers to prevent sponsorship bans?

Impressed you're managing to post from the ground, Luke. Good luck with the season.

Of Alton Towers?

I do wonder what happened to all the schoolkids who spent 2 minutes every project copy-pasting some text into PowerPoint and three weeks working on the screen transition and sound effects?

I was at school learning how to write in English and spell people's names.