Daggers

I am so angry. I have got Southend promoted to the Championship and lifted the FA Cup. I don't care what anyone says, I deserve a bloody new contract for that. The board have rejected my request and told me to stop wasting their time. I'm livid.

Toast - beans on first, then cheese Jacket potato - tuna mayo mix then half a pound of strong cheddar then piping hot beans

I love 'em

Is this bit like when I'm playing FM24 and go interview myself while on the toilet after a big win?

My point. Club’s reputation couldn’t get much worse: appalling relationship with fans financial incompetence ridiculous player management failed managerial appointments redundant training complex amoral sponsorships

Genuinely don’t think they give a fvck about a negative article

I've got 27 Victorinox knives. The only time I don't have one on me is going to the football.

....and bring your charli... Err, maybe not.

Nope.

Get ready for the programme article where he whines again that fans aren't being nice to him. This is probably the most disgusting thing I've seen the club do. This is the shite teacher holding the entire class in detention because of something one kid did. It's absolute fvcking bullshit. Me neither. How anyone hands over cash to that company beggars belief. Fvck Top, Fvck Big Susan.

I was gifted an older version too, no idea what they were. There was a time I knew all the stats inside out like a deck of Top Deck cards. Really sad in a way that they vanished over the years, along with all my original series of Marvel comics. Bet they're worth a bob or two now.

...And yet none of those crying about Reeves' CV gave a flying fvck when Leadsom's was revealed to be a work of complete fiction. Everyone exaggerates on a CV and job app. You're a liar if you say you don't.

We still talking about Big Susan?

It wouldn't make it to 15:30

Yep, but I still do it. I figured that if that works in hellholes like Venezuela and Colombia (as they were then), then I can get by in European countries. Just not prepared to risk having my passport lifted. Spent a very tedious long weekend as a translator at the embassy in Bogota attempting to get a temp passport for an in-law, I'm not going through that again.

Always had a photocopy and left the original in a safe or safe space. It’s never been an issue.

Please let the prison happen.

I’m a sucker for topical humour in this thread

"I actually don't even remember Scarlett Johansson's ass" I don't think I'll ever believe anything the Bear writes again ever.

I have fvck all idea who Drake, Kendrick or Lamar are. Or Serena. Or why my Twitter timeline is now flooded with references to them. Makes me hanker for the golden cosy days of neo-nazis spouting racist hate.