Daggers

How many “experienced” Tory MPs would you trust to run a bath without drowning, selling it to Frank Hestor or being discovered fvcking a farmyard animal in it? I think the country would benefit greatly from amateurs tbh.

You having a stroke or something? You need one of us to call an ambulance?

So while Rishi was busy not telling anyone about the election except for everyone popping bets on, Labour saw the prices plummet at the bookies. While Rishi was standing in the rain looking a dick, Labour bought up all the ad space with The S*n and the Mail. And that's how an article about Boris gets converted into a whole page ad to get shot of the Tories. It's kinda a bit of genius.

Reform are rapidly resembling Leeds Utd with the way they are falling apart before the final whistle A second Reform UK candidate has quit the hard-right party, alleging that the vast majority of those standing for it in the general election are “racist, misogynistic and bigoted”. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/jul/02/second-reform-candidate-quits-over-racism-and-misogyny

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Tories have already implemented “steal my postal vote”

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She’s pure evil. And knowing how the French love a good protest, I can’t see it being a holiday destination for a few years.

Only just worked out he was in a party

She’s an outright fascist like her father. I find that comment very believable and in line with her character.

There’s people in the pitch, they think it’s all over

Unless the people already live in countries abroad, I never u derstand why couples choose to marry away from home - and I’d sure as shit never pay to attend

That’s how people talk in hostage videos

Me getting ready for the first goal

I'm currently finding it odd to be cheering on Chelsea when I turn the TV on later. I'm going out to buy snacks, pizza and a fvcking shitload of alcohol.

The FT's Deputy Political Ed:

All the emotional engagement you'd associate with the club announcing it's sold a kettle on ebay. *Apologies to everyone I have now offended by not mentioning that the kettle wouldn't have been at the club but for the brilliant King Power and I should've remembered the days they used to have to boil a saucepan of water before the Thais came.

Lucy Letby wasn't the Presidential Election winner I had on my bingo card tbh, but fair play to the woman.

Shut up and stop destroying the postal votes

Be careful what you wish for

Still reckon she's innocent, Wyms?

Yes, winding up people up is a thing.