Daggers

They’re Millwall - I’d happily report them for shoplifting a sweet from the cinema Pick’n’Mix. I’d be straight on the phone to the BBC if they admitted to watching Bake Off Talent Dancing on Ice without a TV licence. I’d be chasing a council litter inspector down the road for three miles to let them know if one of them had dropped a fag butt. I go out of my way to deliver a pain in the arse day for some people, and grubby little Milllllll oiks number among those riding at the top of my pet peeve list.

I think it is definitely a cruel and selfish idea to book loads of these tickets for free and not turn up. No one should do that.

You have my deepest sympathies.

The noise of the city would crescendo from Thursday and over the weekend with salsa weeping out of Cali’s every pore. It’s was joyous. …But someone in the UK whips out a phone and starts playing Duo Lippy or whatever her bloody name is and I’m set to punt their mobile into the nearest bit of oncoming traffic. I think this is mainly because I didn’t passionately hate every single Colombian.

Oh I have pet insurance. We’ve always had pet insurance. But the policyholder has to contact the company directly to ask for a whatever to be sent to the vet. The policyholder is at a funeral and is unavailable. The policyholder distinctly told me this morning that all I’d have to pay for would be the excess. She said this the last time I was lumped with the full fvcking bill too - that she claimed back and then fvcking spent. The policyholder has a habit of never sharing the full details of any given situation, never handing over all the documents I might ever need for said task and almost always being totally wrong. Given that the policyholder will be returning home feeling a bit weepy, I’m not going to be able to share my full feelings on the matter when she does.

Three minutes prodding the dog’s stomach and shoving a thermometer up her arse. One pack of pills. That’ll be £385, please. And to think people waste time robbing cash points and smuggling drugs.

Lazarus rises https://news.sky.com/story/cabinet-secretary-simon-case-back-at-work-after-missing-covid-inquiry-reshuffle-and-rwanda-row-13043696

And WTAF is Johnson doing there?

KPFC - FKHUM FUTY 😆

Looks like the kind of guy who puts lotion in a basket and makes a suit from flesh

Just had a prune and gone back and deleted a load of pics to free up space. I reckon I do it about twice a year. One step closer to the big takeover and the name change from FT to www.Wymsey.co.uk eh? Maybe you could just sponsor the forum support section and have it renamed Wymsey's Complaints Emporium?

Me when reading opinions from the 1820s in other threads…

Wife and girl planned a day of romcoms, it was an act of self-preservation

Went out for a blat on NYD. Took it down to the coast yesterday - bit nippy.

Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse’s early material really wasn’t that good.

And there we have it. Pre-Brexit, people like you had the good grace to know that you were anachronistic dinosaurs with foul opinions but had the good grace to STFU about it in public. Now you all believe you can go all weird Uncle Brian at a family dinner where and whenever you like in the name of “free speech” and “it’s my opinion”. Thank fvck for the block function for whenever these pinheads out themselves so I don’t have to read their gash views again.

It’s amazing that ghosts aren’t able to tell someone who believes in them the names of all those around the table who are traitors. I’m sure there’s a very good reason for it. Maybe there’s a ghost code or something that prevents them from disclosing facts about the living? Hopefully the spirit world ups its game for Episode 4 and they can prove they actually exist.

Great, great writing

Even the forum censors ‘m o n g’ - why the **** doesn’t Netflix?

Pretty certain I’d rather contract aids by being stabbed in the eye with Gervais’ withered severed dick. “Spastic” *audience laughs* ”disabled” *audience laughs again He’s just so edgy it’s incredible. He’s the edgiest. What a great comedian.

Innit.

If you complain about “box ticking” then you aren’t that far removed from Barton or his ilk. Do you also get narked by the sight of blended families on adverts? Does the sound of the lesbian couple on The Archers being happy increase your blood pressure? Do you not like having things ‘forced down your throat’? We have a proud history of shite ITV sports commentary and long may it continue. If you’re focussing on the colour or sex of the commentator because of “box ticking” then, sorry to break it to you, you’re a bit of a bigot.

Piss off the security services of more than one country and falling off something becomes almost inevitable.