Daggers

Is it surprising though when this bloke is still getting monthly salary cheques?

I see HRH Nonce of Hearts is getting a surprising lack of a verbal kicking from those who always spaff on about grooming gangs.

I’ll try doing that when I’ve finished speeding through water

FTFY

I don’t need their respect - I demand their fielty

Private Eye need full props for continuing to push the case of the post office staff over the years - Hislop kept all the receipts - and has published a damning summary https://www.private-eye.co.uk/pictures/special_reports/justice-lost-in-the-post.pdf

I hope anyone suggesting he should get an extension receives the medical care and support they so clearly require. Should have been packed off to a sanctuary a couple of years back, last season ought to have been more than enough to convince anyone that he is wholly unable to compete in the Prem anymore - and now he’ll be two years slower. Whatever, there absolutely has to be a testimonial.

…and shut up, I don’t want a smart arse listing European successes. It was a turn of phrase, not a statement of fact.

My impression of Turkish matches is that they involve axes, a lot of fire, and at least three murders. We always seem to find players from Europe who are more at home at garden tea parties. How on earth can a professional athlete ‘struggle with the rhythm’?

Well, in that case, you’re a slightly aimless second half, lacking bite or inspiration.

From such promising beginnings too

Corbynite freaks. Hysterical loons. There are some right cvnts supporting both sides, wholly unable to accept both groups are defending fascist, mass murdering fvckwads.

Perfect prep to go on to be a member of the best Prem side never to win anything imo

He should go manage Birmingham now and stick it to Rooney

Anything to get out of a news thread ban, eh?

Personally, can't help but feel people in normal cars who drive through flood waters need to accept a little bit of responsibility for their action.

Normally I’m pretty blasé about new years, but 2024 is lining up to be an absolute cracker.

Went to book a weekend next month by the coast oop t’north. My word prices have risen. We won’t be going. Wiltshire and Wales are miles cheaper.

I want them to be deducted so many points you’d have to look in League 1 to find them in the pyramid.

The wife wanted to know what I’m doing tomorrow as I drove her home from work. We got home. She could answer any question about a fat, clearly mid 20s darts player - she couldn’t remember a single thing I’d said. I hate darts more now than I did this morning.