Daggers

So powerful. So desperately sad.

Who said he is this season’s Soumare? They are right.

We aren’t a training side. We don’t exist to give Chelsea players match time to help them become stars. He’s here to do a job. He’s not been as shocking as some would make out so far this season, but he has gone absent during matches. Tonight was a key 90 minutes - simply put, he didn’t turn up. I saw it, we saw it, Winks saw it and bollocked the **** out of him. And he still didn’t or couldn’t up his game. That proved to me he can’t be relied upon to do the job he has been contracted for. Send him back.

Casadei has no excuses for that performance, that was just lazy and pointless. On the back of tonight I’d be sending him back to Chelsea. I think he has ability, but tonight was unforgivable.

Beer 10/10 Pizza 6/10 Woman using a dildo 0/10 because she didn’t feature on my Sky feed LCFC - same as a sexy woman

What a ****ing waste from Justin.

Second best ever matchday thread post

**** yea!!!!! Goal!!!! Pizza is here.

Even if it has these vibes

Possibly my favourite match thread post ever

Absolutely blaming Casadei for my pizza not being here yet

Still reckon we’re doing this 2-1

Pass that on to Papa Johns please

Thank ****. Casadei has been gash.

Update: no pizza Both dogs are almost inconsolable

Well at least there’s some good news

This has been a bit gash, eh.

You’d like to think so, but this was completely not my fault - it was them not delivering the correct order, arriving 20 minutes late, claiming I hadn’t paid, refusing to hand over the order, and my small bottles of French beer fuelled idiot gobby wife.

Domino’s don’t deliver here and I’m blacklisted by Papa Johns - so we have to use the wife’s account and I can’t answer the door

I factored in that you’ve had a wine before deciding not to report this pun to the mods.

Three bottles of bitter One 750ml of Leffe One bag of chipsticks Second half calls for rum and a delivery pizza

Shittest 45 this season and still not losing.

What my mind sees every time I hear Ampadu…

I’m with Winks, Casadei isn’t the full picnic tonight.

That was ****ing gorgeous from Fatawu