Daggers

It's part of my next podcast - Daggers Looks At Things. To date, I'm struggling to attract followers. I'm beginning to wonder if a silent visual format translates well to audio podcasts.

I'm always serious.

Given me a great idea for a TikTok tho, where I can sex with his invisible dead daughter in various locations and positions. The internet is going to love me.

Another loss. And I’m at a loss as to why Leese is still at the club - the same basic errors being repeated week in week out. 442, zero in-game management, failing to alter tactics on the basis of a team having a key playmaker running riot, constantly punting long balls when no one in the side can head or control a ball from height, setting up the shortest players to pick up oppo CBs and forwards at set pieces…it goes on. It’s truly shocking. Concede a third and Leese’s big plan was to change a CB for another CB. I can only guess he won a copy of one of Brendo’s old notebooks at a Xmas raffle.

Well I’m being treated to a Halloween horror show courtesy of the Poppies.

But…streaming channels are packed with horror options - and you can’t beat a horror option (especially if it’s Maguire playing on Sky Sports).

100,000 OAPs killed the economy and enabled a man who was happy for them all to die. It'd make a great plot for a novel.

My god this is a belting album. I've been singing myself hoarse to each and every track!

Especially considering his important job that’s really important which he may have mentioned once or twice.

You’re not a real fan if you don’t have a NFP shrine with candles and shit.

Dogs would call 999, cats would pop to the 24hr to buy more petrol. It’s insane to insinuate that cats are anything other than complete shits. Wasps > malarial mosquitos > cats

Insurance companies are a bunch of c0cks, Pt.23 Want to change my policy to the bike I'm getting delivered on Thursday. Was told yesterday I'd have a text by the evening advising me to contact and discover the price to change. Called today to be told it will take them another 48hrs. 1. I'll then be in possession of an uninsured bike 2. I got an instant price from the company from a popular comparison website. You'd a thunk that they could use some of their bi££ions of profit to join the physical departments up with the eCommerce.

Which one?

It was far better in my day when we just filmed ourselves eating washing powder on toast on Super8

Nobody is going to stop me posting while in the nude

Inb4

Lies. Sexiest manager we’ve ever had. …And he punches wolves.

Only bothered with the final - and really not expecting that one to come up

And, amazingly, both are funnier* than Friends. *yes, "funnier" is doing some really heavy lifting

There is no smoke from a vape, nothing is combusted. It's vapour that predominantly consists of water - unless you read research produced through Bloomberg Philanthropies' funding (which is fundamentally flawed). Plumes of vapour are inconsiderate and those people need to stop. Discarded single-use products is a separate issue and poses a clear environmental problem. The issue here has been that virtually the entire single-use "disposable" market is dominated by Chinese companies who couldn't care less about our environment or WEEE regulations. With a government that has been reluctant to act, that section of the industry has flooded the UK with plastics and Li-ion cells without a second thought to how they would be processed. Some UK manufacturers now produce fully recyclable devices and operate a return to base proposition by providing a freepost address - but it's far too little and way too late. And then you have the fact that most of the products are used by selfish people littering the street (for which we already have legislation being unenforced).

You have their political allegiances confused. Dogs > cats.