Daggers

Cats absolutely should be locked in the house all day, every day. And if their twat owners are going to let them shit in my garden and murder all the birds then I should be allowed to put down bowls of antifreeze or sharpen my airgun skills. “Oh look, he’s brought me a present.” No, you simple minded freak, he’s brought you one of the final examples of an at-risk or endangered species and the only thing that matches my disdain for you is his.

No one is paying £20m for him.

It’s high time something did, I’ve been waiting for Unpopular Opinions 2 for an absolute age.

Held an intervention this weekend for the lad who is experiencing MH troubles linked to constant use of weed over too long a period. Went brilliantly, smiles and hugs all round, positive future mapped out with action steps. Six hours later he’s skinning up and going ballistic at me for looking at him disapprovingly. I walked out of the house for space and not to aggravate things. And carried on walking. And walking. Over twenty miles later it’s 5:30am, I’m frozen to the core and still walking and crying. Eventually got a lift home, the police had been called as wife feared I was going to do something serious. Not left the bed for two days. It’s resilience, my personal bottle of it is very low from day to day. I can cope with regular, predictable stuff - I can’t cope with major shit like this. Everything is so bleak. Everything feels completely broken. I feel completely broken.

Paedophiles and mass murderers > Tories > cats > cat lovers

Well this has come from left field. Who knew that my permanent ban would come from a dogs vs cats argument.

*voiceover: And that was the moment he stumbled upon his idea for a series of cooking books, podcasts and YouTube tutorials*

Cat lovers are the kind of people who miss when going to the toilet and don’t clean up. True fact: the cat is biologically related to the slug and the mosquito, which is why there should be a UN-backed eradication programme. And they should eradicate the cats too.

People who don’t love dogs belong on a register and prevented from going near schools. There’s clearly something fundamentally broken inside them. I’d normally say treatment or therapy or support structures, but this is dogs we’re talking about so I think it’s best all round that they are separated from society. I’m not saying I believe they to be of the same stock as amoral drug dealers or sexual predators, but you know, if the hat fits?

Love a crispy roasted potato, especially loaded with salt and swimming in gravy, but there’s something about roasted parsnips that’s similar to hard drugs. I’d happily pimp out family members for more roasted parsnips.

Going to say it, if I had to choose between parsnips and pots, roast parsnips wins.

Nothing says ‘respect the fallen’ quite like cosplaying your personal favourite racist Viz character in a public space.

Finally! Here’s hoping KTFC do some due diligence and get a manager who knows what a football, tactics, and passing are. Goodbye Leese, you cosplay clown.

Watching a documentary about Reynolds atm. He talks to animals and kills women. I’m amazed people aren’t concerned about this. The WFA must know this makes him unfit to own a club.

Does anyone watch live TV anymore?

Superpaedofragilisticexpialidocious

What, until hydrogen?

Yeh but boats and poppies and forrins and shit.

Mr Mellon disagrees https://www.britishelectionstudy.com/bes-findings/how-were-almost-all-swingers-now/

Socialism seems to work awfully well for the rich and large corporations and banks when they all fvck up - you never see them going all ‘oh no thank you, this is a natural part of bloodthirsty capitalism so you can keep your money.’ They love a bailout and a handout. And the last time I looked, Scandinavia is covered in shops. Hell, I even found a carpet cleaner.

It won’t. There’ll be counter demos. There’ll be right wing grifting gobshites. The police will be jittery. It’s going to be a mess.

My lad had a friend there when he was a kid, used to go there every other weekend to deliver or collect. Not really on my route to Rutland for bike trips tho.