Daggers

I’m always delighted to go by it too - because it’s grim

She’s out in Norfolk doing Norfolk things.

You’re not claiming on your insurance, you’re claiming on his. And the valuation you give your vehicle is as a non-professional and does not reflect market value at point of claim. Go get what you’re owed.

Bit early in the day to begin drinking, eh? There’s an internet-full of alternatives for you to explore if you really think anyone cares about your political hot take.

Weak. The reactions, not the song.

It’s a beautiful finale. I genuinely feel sorry for anyone who can’t see it in that light.

Popped it on - cracking doc.

Never accepted a first offer ever. Your’s is a simple case, you are due what a similar car of similar condition and mileage would cost you. Accept nothing less.

Sidiqi is a Corbynite, anti-Semite, Momentum fruitloop. If they are anything like him then they’ll want a slug or piece of household furniture to stand instead.

Do not watch Butcher’s Crossing (another abject failure with Nicholas Cage) or Apex (another ‘I’m dying gimmie all the cash’ Bruce Willis flop). Both completely abysmal anyway you look at them - which is best done with the television turned off. I watched this shit so you don’t have to.

Retriever lay on her back, legs akimbo, snoring away. Springer just wanted to be outside to watch them.

And yet possibly the most accurate depiction of any town centre on a weekend We should just let computers have Earth.

I see through your euphemisms- the answer is still no.

If I do I’m only going to hurt your feelings, sweetie.

I would watch them if they were proper first time reactions. Like, first time my boyfriend asked if he could take me up the arse, the first time I tried to apply for benefits in the belief I’d be entitled to benefits, or the first time I attempted to contact BT customer services in Mumbai over a poor download speed issue.

As an ex-homeless, can confirm the streets are flooded with bloody homeless wannabie fakers who were only there because they wanted to look as cool as me. Cant say whether it was the bruises from the late night drunken beatings, the lack of possessions from being nicked by lads having a laugh, or the stench of stale piss from when they relived themselves on me - all I know is that I cut a very desirable lifestyle.

Pretty much a fluke win today, Coalville are going to rip the Poppies next weekend.

All spiders can **** off.

I’d be amazed if she managed to survive the overwhelming sense of disappointment.

Finally, one paper has the nuts to cover real news

That said, I’ve done training with da cops and you are encouraged to “make progress” when out of national speed limits. You get sorely bollocked for breaking 20/30/50 limits - but once you’re out of town all bets are off.

Yes

And yet prisons issue tents to inmates on release because of the lack of housing options.

Are we ever going to see a screen grab of the XXX action from the dodgy feed?