Daggers

Brave. Another Leese masterclass on the cards.

I’m going to hazard a guess it has something to do with the exceptionally cheap booze in the North East

Some of those claiming to be can do people ought to have a crack at teaching since it’s so easy - show those lazy teachers how it’s done, eh.

*wasn’t actually great. Everyone in the village assumed I was being accused of being a paedo and my wife was shunned at mother and toddler club in the village hall.

That will come as news to everyone who has ever been suspended pending an investigation or outcome of police action. I spent 6 months suspended after a kid accused me of assault. It was great because I got to spend every morning of the 2002 World Cup in the village pub getting pissed. Finally, after half a year on holiday, I was interviewed by the police where I discovered the actual allegation. He’d accused me of dragging him down a corridor by his hair. The dumb ****er has a No.1 haircut. So stupid him and his fat whore mother couldn’t even invent a half believable lie. Sadly, the outcome was terrible - I had to go back to work for a week before school holidays.

I never have to venture out during busy times, haven’t for over ten years. The joy of WFH. When I do it’s either to ride freely around country lanes or commute my dogs to one local walk or other. A 40min ride to Milton Keynes took me 1hr45. On a motorbike! How on earth do people do the M1 or Northampton everyday in a car? I love travelling, but this was hell.

Yep. As bad as each other imo

Was it just to view the coffin or did a vicar press play on his tape deck too?

The literal home of the EDL and joint top of the cuntish fan league. Luton have always been complete scum.

The **** is Rodgers doing? He’s shaking Cags’ wrist.

AI porn will anticipate your every desire. AI porn will be hooked up to ai gadgetry. AI porn will be better than 2D porn.

I’ve said it multiple times - if you’re struggling, shut down your browser, close your apps. Social media is not your friend, online arguments are not good for your mental well-being. Stroke a puppy. Put on a record. Watch a comedy show. Go for a walk…turn off your ****ing phone.

Not even their own side believes that side are on their side.

“I’ve never seen a bunch of people less well-equipped to run a country,” Simon Case

Everyone should be able to WFH if they can be efficient and not annoying to anyone currently at home trying to work. Which means everyone except my wife should be able to WFH.

I love that the party of rule breaking, crimes and disorder is putting forward plans to be the party of law and order. You have to admire Sunak's sense of humour.

Murica. The nation so grate that its Xtians can’t spull Salms

But then there aren't many options for that out there

I don’t give a shit how Casadei turns out, he’s not our player. I give a shit about how he performs for us on loan - not his potential, age, experience, cock size. And, for the most part, he hasn’t performed.

Thank you, Mike Basset.

Does anyone care enough to click play?

It’s about the blame everyone else whiny victim mentality of scousers. To you maybe.

Doesn’t matter when it happens because it always happens. 🎵Spurs, Spurs are falling apart again🎶

Young people and educated people don’t tend to vote Tory.