Daggers

And Panama.

If we lose our second successive home match because we've installed solar panels on the clubhouse instead of buying a ground cover then I'm going to be a little grumpy come Saturday afternoon. Last Saturday we went to five local pubs in search of sustenance: three were shut, one was hideously priced and wasn't serving food, and the one that did serve me food gave me food poisoning. I want my cheap beer and cheese cobs.

You want Alan Digby to reply to say whether or not Alan Digby agrees with the replies being sent out by Alan Digby?

Hamburg has mini beaches set up by the river

Been raised on the socials and I've grumbled about it in the clubhouse...but, amazingly, people pay as much attention to things I say there as they do here. I know, I'm shocked too, right?! We've only had one home match since the decision with last week being called off. This Sat might be telling - or the cold may drive people just to buy jacket spuds because of the cold. Think it only plays out if revenue doesn't make spuds worthwhile as an alternative come the end of the season.

Entropy

I love the idea that I’m some kind of level marker of pissed offness 😄

At the risk of becoming all 1970s social club comedian, she is welcome to what and whoever.

Is this legal? I mean, it doesn't feel legal, but if this is legal then I'm in.

Tiny steps. Really tiny steps. Micro celebrations. You can't get off the couch and instantly run a 5K.

I'm a bit discombobulated as I was expecting mafia plotlines rather than 1950s alcoholics.

Well I've just filed all my work and invoiced for the week, so there are benefits

I have begun Mad Men for the first time. It has Christina Hendricks in it. I like Christina Hendricks, I’d swap my wife for her. Or have her along with my wife, I’m sure the three of us could work something out like adults.

Except for me … and I've proved it by stopping posting responses every time an idiot or bigot chirps up. Go me and my free will, I say to myself. Except for now because I’m too busy saying ‘damn this insomnia’.

Trusts are important and should be bigger than personal vanity projects. These people actually believe they’ve been doing good.

Pretty handy for the matchday thread?

*I ought to add - thanks Izzy. Your suggestion of a cheese grater was far better than my idea of using spoons. I shouldn’t have deleted the DM.

I think I’m prepared to vote for absolutely anybody who promises to let me attack with a cheese grater the sex organs of fly tippers.

I think you’ll need a tally of people like me who have sent emails to Digby because we want our votes done by proxy. I find the tone of his confirmation troubling. Predictable, but troubling.

Top tip, that - thanks.

I don't like this font.

Pretty sure those days are firmly gone. There's empty seats every time I remember to look at a stream, the club is descending into abject chaos and next season is set to be an utter disaster. The club will soon discover the value of fvcking off the "legacy fans".