Daggers

Most of our regulars stayed away - that’s the drop in vocal support. Nile wasn’t the problem today; we spent the first 45 booting high balls into a strong wind then the second over hitting long passes to the wings. It was shocking. We keep buying forwards yet only have one fit midfielder who can cope with being pressed. I’m absolutely fuming with Lavs for making no changes in-game and leaving subs way too late. Starting line-up was fvcking stupid. We had three players who showed up today. Can’t believe the cvnts had the audacity to come applaud us, they should’ve been handing out refunds. I’m not knocking Harbs, good luck to the club. Completely deserved the win. If I wasn’t so cold and raging I’d be nicer.

Food was decent though, and reasonably priced. Beer was affordable. So Harbs got a couple of things right. I fvcking hate shit plastic pitches. Get some damn grass.

Yes we were as shit on the field as your fans were off it.

Quality toilet provision by Harbs for 400 (hopefully not disabled) Kettering fans

And yet when some on here suggested him as a replacement for Pearson the bulk of the forum had a collective meltdown. At the very least, he’d have murdered Rudkin by now.

HNY proper football fans. Everyone else can go get fvckwd.

Handcuffs and gag for Xmas

Hoping me and Kylie get to spend a bit more time together this year.

Think Marvin and Hoops have gone. Can’t see Nike going anywhere at his age tbh - it’d take someone like Rudkin to pay money for him.

We’ve signed Terell Pennant

Harry Hill gig Poppies promotion A cool Mad Max post-apocalyptic landscape rising from the ashes of WWIII

If you get a knighthood for not winning anything, what do you get if you lift the world cup? A titwank from the Queen?

Still, some lucky person will be able to snap this beauty up cheap on ebay now.

So, you can afford £10.4 million's worth of jewellery and fancy bags - but you can't afford a decent security set-up or keep road facing windows closed? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj0rg7j8dz9o It's just odd.

I see "F**k VAR" is a personal pronoun now. I'm getting old, I can't keep up.

*cough*don_danbury*cough*

Nothing good happens when you start a statement like this. Ever.

I used to do 45k pa. It is absolutely worse than it used to be.

People who hit your car with their car doors and then walk off without saying sorry even though you were in the car at the time, watching them, and heard the thunk. And then you see the mark on your door. “You can’t do that mate,” said a witness as a wing mirror fell off after my fist accidentally bumped into it. Wrong. Apparently I can when there’s just his word against mine.