Daggers

To me, an Ultra is someone who drops his trousers in front of an entire Primary School and cries about this forum whenever he can.

This thread was going alright but now you’re simply being ridiculous.

Brussels sprouts + mayonnaise + Marmite sandwich Mushy peas and cheese on toast Not had either in a long while, but both recipes will go in my celebrity Xmas present cookbook when I become famous

Great for car drivers. Fvck your luck is you’re riding a bike as that upper and lower steel strip won’t be absorbing much energy as your body slams into it.

Absolutely fvck them too; the most useless, thick, corpulent bunch of sister tuppers.

I won’t even consider China as a transit option. Seen enough reviews of their airlines to conclude I’d not fare well with the queues, orders and searches.

“Should I take my shoes off?” No. It’s fine. We just keep that shoe mountain near the door as an abstract piece of modern art. Of course we’re happy for you to traipse about our home in your disgusting dog excrement laden streetwear, you lazy, inconsiderate, inbred dickwad. You people. 🙄

You need to speak to an expert Paging mr harry victor burton to the thread.

Two pairs of pyjama bottoms, made from the purest polyester and baring designs created by (I presume) a blind person who hates living. A pair of gloves so thin they serve no discernible purpose. And some incontinence pants, I shit you not. An absolute joy, as always.

Again, you seem to be struggling with this, commenting on matches you didn’t attend is a complete fail. Come back at me on ones you actually saw. I don’t care what you *think* happened. I was there. You appear to have misunderstood the light hearted nature of my posts and this thread. Again. I think I’ll leave you screaming into the void now.

It’s not enough 😁

Given the ownership, ping pong balls may have more impact.

That’s absolutely class, he’s a cracking bloke. Really felt for him for his loss.

Harbs has banned our commentary & media team so a whole load of regulars are refusing to go.

@Kilworthfox - tell him, Tom.

That season really flushed out a load of part-timers and tourists, leaving a core away support that was pretty much on first name terms…till the final few matches when the bandwagon jumpers wanted back in - especially for Southend. It’s no surprise that the atmosphere was good. We sang for 90 minutes at home matches too, but spread out in the soulless KP it never translates - as has been commented on many times before.

You see, and I don’t know for how many weeks you’ve been into football, the thing is that attendances correlate pretty highly with performance. Last season, we performed badly. Very badly. This season, not so much. Consequently demand for tickets (when sold) has increased week on week due to our not bad albeit exceptionally entitled performance. Had you been to any matches whatsoever you could have seen this firsthand. Now I’m sure that you know far more Poppies fans than I do, what with you appearing to be some kind of social media guru, but you and your virtual chums need to take the L (as you trendy young instatock users say). My initial comment was tongue in cheek, as anyone who may have read my 50k+ posts on here would’ve noticed. Go have an alcopop and chill your beans.

See if your plums can grasp this

Couple goals

Levels. It isn’t a polar switch thing. Hard nature cheeses are very low on lactose. Baileys is consumed in small quantities - and absolutely doesn’t make me shit myself. Cream on a pudding, my arse becomes a muck spreader. Hope that helps.

You’d like to think, eh