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Good. We've already got one Nepo Baby at the club. Don't need another.

Rudkin will buy Clayton Blackmore by mistake.

He's rather conveniently been given 2 points on his licence, taking him up to 11 points over the last 12 months. You need 12 points or more over a rolling 12 month period to get a race ban. So no race ban for Max.

Inzaghi looks like he's just wandered off the set of Goodfellas.

Barnes went for £30m. BEK is young and has potential, but he's not at that level.

We've been linked with one of his assistants at Wednesday... https://footballleagueworld.co.uk/coach-told-to-leave-toxic-sheffield-wednesday-amid-leicester-city-interest/ One of Sheffield Wednesday's coaches, Henrik Pedersen, has been linked with joining Leicester City's coaching staff. A managerial appointment is expected to be made by the Foxes after they officially part ways with Ruud Van Nistelrooy - a domino that is set to fall sooner than later. Former Southampton boss Russell Martin is expected to take the Dutchman's place in the dugout at the King Power Stadium. According to The Star, Leicester want the Wednesday coach to join him. This all comes amid a period of huge uncertainty at Hillsborough. Their manager, Danny Rohl, has seemingly been shopping himself about Europe. The only thing that has reportedly stopped clubs like the Saints, or even Leicester, from appointing him is the compensation that they would then owe Wednesday to get the German out of his deal, which still has two years left on it. The requisite fee has been described as being "excessive and prohibitive", following broken-down talks between Rohl and Werder Bremen.

You've kind of answered your own question there.

Wasn't this a Murray Head song?

Despite his later retraction, I've always thought it was ankle/shin. Tired legs or not, the ball travelled way too slowly for it to be all boot. Not that he or any of us should care.

For KPFC... In; Joe Aribo Ryan Manning Will Smallbone Gavin Bazunu Out; Mads BEK Faes

Reeks of a rage-quit because she's been told she wasn't going to start.

The defence was doing just fine in that game until Kasper punched the ball into his own net.

Wild going back and reading this thread now. Look how excited everyone was...

Don't do it to yourself. Absolutely no chance he'll want to stay and play in the Championship.

Big money bid about to go in for Gavin Bazunu no doubt.

Would just driving through the pit-lane count as one of your mandatory pit-stops? Or do you literally have to 'stop' in your pit-box?

They're dog muck. Granted we probably will be too, but they're really not worth worrying about.

Are people seriously worried about Sheff U next season? They can barely string 2 passes together.

Beautiful assist.

Cannon to come on to score the winner

Stats for us in PL only; Daka Games: 75 Starts: 31 Minutes: 3011 Goals: 10 Goals per 90: 0.30 Akinbiyi Games: 58 Starts: 49 Minutes: 4344 Goals: 11 Goals per 90: 0.23 Akinbiyi's PL goals per 90 drops to 0.19 if you add in his brief PL stints for Norwich and Sheff U.

Or 'Rubbish Manager'.

Yanited will probably find a way to fluke the win, assisted by a bit of Spursy.