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Norm!

Scheffler has lapped the entire field here.

Pretty sure Schwarzer was doing co-commentary on WHU/F*rest for 5Live, so no chance he was there.

Final home match. They're away to Torino next week.

That 2nd Red Bull seat is cursed.

https://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/_/id/45158950/enzo-maresca-set-chelsea-stay-regardless-ucl-qualification-sources Sources have told ESPN that while a place in the Champions League would clearly be preferable, Maresca will not be under pressure should the club fall short in either that aim or winning their first silverware since 2021.

Never knew St Helens' favourite obese comedian was such a good golfer...

Probably another PSR fiddle. Wonder which Chelsea academy player we'll have to sign in return?

What a nob! Still, it's 25 more points than we managed to get in the past year... https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/34974465/chelsea-star-wesley-fofana-banned-driving/ CHELSEA star Wesley Fofana has been banned from driving for two years after racking up 47 points on his licence. The Premier League star committed eight offences in three different vehicles in less than a year.

The only Leicester City player that should have ended up on 501 appearances is Levi Porter

And his brother Scott.

Fatawu was a Glover find. Enzo said as much himself. I'm not convinced Rudkin has any role to play in the actual scouting of players. https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/leicester-city-transfer-chief-praised-9244832 “He’s a player that is thanks to Martyn Glover. He’s a player he showed me this summer. When I saw him I said this is the right profile we need. It was Martyn Glover’s idea.”

I honestly wouldn't recognise a single Eurovision song since Gina G in the mid-90s. But it's not really about the actual songs anymore, it's about the spectacle, and embracing the comedy weirdness of it all.

That's inevetably what happens when you keep getting relegated.

Harsh in the sense that most of it wasn't his fault, but...Matt Piper.

And not forgetting when they rinsed us to the tune of £18.4m for Dennis Praet.

Going to be interesting to see how much longer the WSL live stream the non-Sky games on YouTube. Obviously it helps to get as many people as possible watching the WSL, but it will undoubtedly have the downside of reducing actual attendances.

It's not a critique. It's a plain fact.

Absolutely zero quality in this game.

Nick Mashiter with another SCOOOOOP!

And both he and Sheff U will be shat straight back down to the Championship, probably breaking Derby's record low points tally.

A fair assessment of our season by ESPN... https://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/_/id/45080275/wsl-season-grades-chelsea-a+-spurs-f-plus-were-best-players LEICESTER CITY (D) An injury crisis threatened to derail Leicester's season -- at one point the side had no fit forwards available. Yet they responded well to clinch a 1-1 draw against a Chelsea side that had won nine out of nine games in December. With other lower-table teams picking up wins, Leicester needed good home wins over Villa, Liverpool and Brighton in 2025 to keep clear of danger and were helped by Crystal Palace's early drop-off. Warning signs have been there for Leicester for some time and another season passes without much improvement.

Almost certain to be Cooper Flagg from Duke... https://www.sports-reference.com/cbb/players/cooper-flagg-1.html

Mavs just won the draft lottery with a 1.8% chance