The off

I wonder if in another life you would be the old toothless woman sitting knitting, at the front of a public hanging. No idea why that thought came into my head, but I found it amusing. 🤣🤣

Oh well, that decides my dilemma - I'm off out to cut the grass!

On the way back from winning the Derby play-off final doing 70mph up the M1, a van pulls up next to us and their sliding side door opens to show 4 Leicester fans doing a moonie at us, each with a squashed beer can in the crack of their arses. And very nice arses they were, for us ladies it was the icing on the cake!!

For goodness sake, all you lot moaning about the fans, just pack it in. It's valentines day, go and have a shag, and if you ain't got anyone, have a wank instead, it'll release all that pent up anger and do you the world of good! 😉

He's trying to catch up with your posts 🤣

That was exactly our conversation last night, just blast it as hard as you can, even if the goalkeeper gets a hand to it the power and speed of the ball could push his hand back. I cannot grasp that these 'professional players' are this useless at penalties. I'd have them practicing penalties for an hour everyday hitting small targets in the goal mouth until they have 99% accuracy at high speed!

Miss his drumming in the East Stand, the atmosphere there is not the same. I remember him fondly, characters like him and Bernie are few and far between.

Having consulted with our Spanish waiter during a meal here in Tenerife, I have it on best authority that it's pronounced Sif Who N Tes. You're welcome 😁

Ooh yes absolutely, and the club can issue a commerative badge for our collection.

Look on the bright side, when we do eventually score just think of the reaction. We'll trigger the Richter scale again, there'll be honesty flags flying high, beer will run out in pubs and we'll all laugh and sing our little hearts out 🥰

No

But they've made the effort to turn up!

No, not pathetic, just die hard fans who support their club through rain and shine!

Nah, the commentator thinks they're all going for an early half time pint!

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He needs to go to Specsavers or a shrink (delusional)!

Can we all come and watch, it'll probably more exciting!

Seen more activity from the fleas on next doors dog!

The tea lady's busy washing the half time cups!

Looks like Cucuella is angling for a L'Oréal advertising contract with that hair of his. Faes in comparison looks like he has a bird's nest on his head!

You have such a poetic way with words, much more eloquent than the fan who called him a septic abortion tonight !

How much!! £99 for an adult shirt and £79 for a kids shirt. I don't bloody think so, even if they do come in a box!

Well being as no one has replied I guess they've all gone for a fag and a cup of tea!

I used to buy a lot of merchandise from the shop for myself and presents for the family, but the prices they charge now are ridiculous. I no longer buy new replica shirts, I'll save the 70 quid they're now charging and dig my old ones out.

Don't forget the chocolate biscuits 😁