Samilktray

Can’t believe people are losing their head over us not having a manager when there’s a big football tournament going on. Who cares about what that nobhead Rudkin and his cronies are doing, just enjoy Turkey v Georgia and get on with your lives

Cant remember ever watching a football team look as quick across all areas of the pitch like France were last night, it was like watching football on fast forward

Think this France kit might be the best in world football tbh

Watching Wout Faes is really funny when you don’t care about who he’s playing for

We’ve won so that’s obviously good but there was almost an hour of revolting football there. I’m already miserable about going to work tomorrow so that certainly hasn’t helped

Jarrod Bowen on for Saka. A rich tea biscuit of a substitution

Not sold on Trent in midfield but hopefully it works out

At 33 years of age I’m old enough to be Lamine Yamal’s dad, if I was a particularly horny teenager makes me feel sick and quite a bit closer to the grave than I’d like to accept

I have noticed this, seems fairly obvious too

Scotland could end up with zero points from this group which would be very funny tbqh

That was a very satisfying looking cross for the goal

Cheese string arms strikes again

This is what you get for wearing skirts and drinking funny orange drinks I’m afraid

This was never in doubt, Nagelsmann is a football pervert

Angus Gunn’s arms are made out of cheese strings

That was amongst the worst opening ceremonies you will ever see I think

That Palace shirt is very decent, the shorts carrying on that mad design is also very decent

Watched Scavengers Reign this week not my usual bag but thought it was very good

Didn’t know it closing down. Shame (not really)

I’m really not sure what to say here as I don’t care all that much about this, I just think her musics a bit crap and her fans are a bit odd. Have a lovely evening though

It was about 40 songs of drivel and pity me I’m poor old Taylor swift. I’m obviously not the target audience but I just find her quite an easy celebrity to dislike teenage girls probably are weirdos to be fair, most teenagers are a bit weird but her fan base is definitely not just teenagers unfortunately!

Taylor Swift is crap and her fan base is full of weirdos. A quick look at her fans reacting to her new album (which was crap) will tell you everything you need to know about the people who listen to her

Martin Bros is great but being turned away from there at half 7 because they’ve ran out of dough can be quite a pisser so it loses marks there I’m afraid

Losing 1-0 to an island of people who still hunt for whales and mermaids. Really can’t believe it