Pliskin

Told you, catfishing…..

So much so they made a bid of over £20m for Soule….

Thanks Rob, I’ll blame my auto c’orrect.

Apparently, he wants Roma.

Exactly. The bloke can’t even pronounce Ndidi, so how can he be taken seriously?

This is likely to be a back up for Asprilla/ to hurry another bid across.

In fairness, he’s not got a clue how much we’ve got……

Lads got bags of potential, but just hasn’t managed to live up to it. Would rather we go for a proper 10.

The lot.

I’ve heard he only wants Roma.

Cooper wasn’t wrong about trying to be similar to Enzo, he’s even freezing out the same players……

Couldn’t find their arse with both hands that lot.

Jesus, a downgrade to Daka? Does such a thing exist? You’d only need a pair of functioning legs to be an upgrade on Daka……

It is a shit hole in all fairness.

Now you’re worrying me….

Takes more than one player to achieve things you know…….

I was starting to dream of a forward line of Mavadidi Carvalho Asprilla Fatawu all behind the mighty……………… Jordan Ayew.

Which ones Asprilla? I’m getting concerned we’re being catfished?

He’s crap isn’t he?

I’m sure that it was said we won’t find out until November…

Lucas Yan from Santos could be worth a punt. He won’t cost much and is a very skilful player.

“We’re ****ing shiiiiiit, we’re ****ing shiiiiiiit, we’re ****ing shit, we’re ****ing shit we’re ****ing shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit”.

I don’t, plus Leeds won’t settle for a small fee. Perhaps Leicester of a few years ago would have been able to sign him. We’re one of those washed up giants now.

Were we actually in for him though? It’s alright giving the club shit, but we’ve no idea if we were even in the race.

You’ll never convince me he is a good signing 😂 I would happily hand over a tenner to you if we signed him, and he scored enough goals to keep us up. He simply won’t, if we spend £15m + on him, I’d be ****ing livid.