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if we play Monga and Fatawu as wing backs with Winks holding then a police report for an aggravated assault will be filed about 3.45. '11 welshmen seen kicking a dead horse when it is down'

or Poole Mills Carey Hill Lewis Agnew Thompson Blake Gee Walsh Ormondroyd

If we play this team we will get pumped more than 90s Daniella Westbrooks stomach. Monga and Fatawu at wing backs. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Stolarzcyk Ricardo Vestergaard Lascelles Thomas James Mukasa Winks Fatawu Daka Ayew

Thought i'd get a bit of solace from looking at some of the architects of our shiteness and how they are currently doing, hoping they'd have all played utter shite - in some way explaining the hole we find ourselves in. But no. They are all thriving and contributing to relative success at their new clubs. what the **** is wrong with leicester city.... Faes - played every game of Monaco's recent 5 game winning run which sees them on the verge of Champs League spots, including beating PSG at home. El Khannous - 8 goals in 34 games for 4th placed VFB Stutgaart. Reaching last 16 of Europa League Justin - 22 League games for Leeds who look like avoiding relegation. Going to Wembley for the FA Cup Semi Final Ndidi - 25 games for Besiktas - top 4 in Turkey. Just got injured in his last game Coulibaly - getting regular minutes for Sassuolo - top 10 in Serie A. Edouard - has fired Lens to 2nd in Ligue 1 on the verge of the champs league. With a goal every 2 games. I mean you literally couldn't make it up. He barely moved in a Leicester shirt. Vardy - voted Serie A player of the month in November. Soumare - getting minutes for Al Duhail - Top 6 in Qatar So of all those that have moved on we have someone in the top half / top 6 of Bundesliga, Ligue 1, Superliga and Serie A and players helping poor sides avoid relegation and have good cup runs

operation 'routine **** up' incoming......Jaden Heskey to bag....

Sheff Weds (a) - 3 points Swansea (h) - 0 points Portsmouth (a) - 0 points Hull (h) - 0 points Milwall (h) - 0 points Blackburn (a) - 1 point Relegated

Imagine a bag with some shit in it. You have a good parallel with this Leicester squad. We are worse than Oxford and Portsmouth. Thats where we are. Embarassing doesnt even cover it.

Too anyone at the ground. Serious respect. You have more stickability than an LS Lowry drawing of stick insects, stuck on a stick.

Osmajic to get a hat trick. KP to resemble Scott Mills' Radio 2 leaving do by 60mins....

i cant see us getting more than the 4 points we are currently short of west brom/blackburn. so we need to rely on portsmouth oxford losing repeatedly. i just cant see where two or three wins out of 7 games will come from.

we couldnt win a flammable miniature teddy bear at an 'every one a winner' game of hook a duck

1-0 loss loading, after missing pen and sitter

i think Ayew Lascelles and Vestergaard might render us the slowest moving professional team in history.

i am struggling to give 2 shits but. Stola Skipp Nelson Okoli Aluko Winks Fatawu Mukasa James Mavadidi Richards Skipp tucking in when on ball Two no8s Fats and Mavididi getting around Richards.

utter utter shite.

Goalkeeper made lots of saves. Centre halves - both shite. Lascelles clearly a busted flush as well. Fullbacks - didn't close down crosses, didn't make any good crosses CDM's - breathing out of their arseholes an hr into the game. Wingers - ineffective, no one to work with and they've lost interest. Mukasa - Su Casa Daka and Ayew - absolute, total and utter garbage. Never been strikers. Never will be strikers. How Ayew hhas 8 seasons in thhe premier league i have no ****ing idea whatsoever.

Begovic Aluko Okoli Nelson Kristiansen Skipp James Winks Mukasa Fatawu Daka

i ****ing told you. a minimum of 3 -1 second half. We have the backbone of an amoeba, the rigidity of a marzipan dildo and the second half stamina of meatloaf.

don't be fooled. these players are snakes who have done for 4 or 5 managers. We are in for a tubbing no doubt. 1-3

Monga is no better. Too young to be being asked to contribute regularly .

our defenders will get spotted by the winter olympics talrnt programme.if they are lucky. They look like they are playing on ice already.

not really. if rowett had ever managed succesfully in the upper reaches of serie a and premier league then maybe. along with about 20 other factors that make it a poor comparison.

Rowett, over his past 283 champo games (so 7 or 8 seasons), has a win % of 36% and never over 40% during that period. 36% is just a smidge over our current and unprecedentedly dire form and will result in 5 wins from our remaining 14 games and relegation. The reason he is well qualified for a relegation scrap is that his win % is a guarantee of a relegation scrap. Better qualified available coaches who could start immediately with better pedigree who dont just hang around the nether regions of the championship like a vegetarians fart are. Dyche Bruno Lage Carvalhal Hassenhutl

Getting the man who was recently sacked by Oxford United to try and keep us up in the Championship is a dark day in the history of LCFC. A proper bag of shite appointment for a club that hasn't go a pot to piss in, and if did try to piss in the pot, would miss and piss down its own leg.

We will get humped by a shite Stoke side. we might even go 1 nil up. but there's no way we aren't conceding 2.