FosseSpark

JACKFRUIT Hobbs

Garry PORKer

Ali CHOClen

Phil GHEE

Ricardo POACHED PEAReira

Tim CAULIFLOWERS

Come on guys. This chat is on more replies than the Birmingham away thread. Let's have some more.

get em all in the team. Need James, Ramsey back asap and still have NOTHIN at centre back, but hopefully carry a bit of threat going forward and someone who can play up near the top who can keep Mavi and Fatawu switched on all game. Playing with Ayew BDR i can see why they went in to their shells. Stola Ricardo Lascelles Nelson Aluko Winks Skipp Fatawu Mukasa Mavididi Richards

That striker? Really? Will Still is a bit old to cover so much ground in midfield as well.

Julien Cut Fries Carranza

Is this Richards coming then?

Sounds like eventual team would be as below if we haven't got this young striker Richards in. We can't be wanting James and Mukasa to play triangles with Ayew so must be thinking Mukasa will play further up? Stolarzcyk Ricardo Lascelles Nelson Aluko Winks James Fatawu Page Mavididi Mukasa

LAMBA PASSANDA-y King

This is some great work. Souper Stevie Claridge is a personal favourite. But Turkish De Laet has to be No1 so far.

Are we getting these three stragglers then or what? Lascelles, Richards and Hermansen?

Excellent excellent work. The fact this is making some people angrier than the dreadful, dreadful shit show that is the alleged 'football club' we have been tricked in to supporting is hilarious. I think i would rather play this game for 90 minutes than watch us v Norwich. No jokes.

Alicia LEMON TART

Wolo COULISbaly

RAVIOLIver Skipp

BIRYANIck Vestergaard

Joe HARIBO

Catering at the King Power is a terrible, unpalatable and overpriced joke considering the rich food heritage of the city. But what are the best food related puns featuring foxes players that sound like food... Your STARTERS for 10 Clamza CHOWDERY Ahmed SALMON MOUSSA Divine MOUSSAKA Neil LEMON Danni TOMATO Matty FRYUP STOLLENny Glover Nicky PLATTER - nauer Ruud BURGER VAN Nistelrooy CRAB Douglas Mark De FRIES Julian Joa CHIMICHANGA

Jeffrey

Wicketkeeper for the Windies