JimJams

My post coming after yours in coincidence. I'm not that fast on the keyboard!

That's the problem with this system, he's not supposed to be on the right wing, he's supposed to come inside to add a body to the mid and JJ is supposed to take the wing. And it doesn't work with the quality of player we have.

Lots of slating Ayew, but you'd only know Mav was on the pitch thanks to the teamsheet.

Surely the whole of that move came after an offside?!

This idea that the rightback pushes up to the wing doesn't ever seem to get going against better opposition.

Fxxking hell. Thought VK was going for goal of the season.

Vesty can't half play a pass. Real shame he's got magical feet for passing, but cursed with lead boots for running.

That looks a red! Maybe not. Thought he caught him with his foot, not just his arse.

Sometimes less is more

Proper stumbling over his words.

Ayew lively so far. He's fouled for that chance tbh.

And the one before that literally was Ayew.

Daka. This season.

There's levels to this.

"And the son of Patrick, has a hat-trick." He's been gagging to get that out since his second.

You see I thought that and remember Faes moaning a bit about being on the left, but had a look on Transfermarkt match reports to confirm it and they've got him as the right sided CB in all but those games I mentioned. Hence the ?

Iraola is a funny watch.

No evidence for this but I think RvN hasn't got him in because he's probably not much of a communicator. The only one in our back 4 that is is Coady. And then Vesty and Faes already had a partnership from last season. Ruud probably values a talker more.

Getting battered and 1 down.

Bournemouth wearing t-shirts for Unal. Bit OTT ain't it? I'm definitely missing something, he's just injured isn't he?

That'd be 29 weeks. Fxxking part timers!

I like the fact that if you google him the main picture is of Zinchenko. And on that basis he's a must buy.

I like your style.

Capology has him at 25k a week. Salary sport at 44k a week. Capology also states £1,300,000 per season. Spotrac states $1,300,000 per season. There's a discrepancy in that alone. About £240,000 difference. So they're all bollocks but suit whichever side of an argument you're on.

Fxxk and No. Nothing against Kel. But the idea of paying for someone we let go for nothing 6 months ago for nowt would be a step too far. Regardless of his ability/lack thereof. Not even a loan.