JimJams

Why the fxxk would we want Souttar? Our biggest problem with our defenders is their top speed is basically reverse! Adding another slug, one who isn't particularly great with the ball would be pointless. Souttar is proving valuable to a club chasing promotion, the thing to do is flog him to them.

Le Tissier is the best one. He's objectively better than all those behind him in the list, having took more and scored more, but the 2 ahead of him with 100% records haven't even taken half the number of pens he did. Also having missed only 1, his run of consecutive penalty goals will be longer than either of their records alone. Palmers record set is "the longest 100% conversion record in the competition" which sounds better, but it just means the Southampton man missed one of his first 12 and so he'd never get the 100% conversion thereafter. He's still gone on a longer streak than both.

Except they don't. It happened last season. The season we went down none of the promoted sides did.

Half time team talk!

A record is probably as close as Spurs go to a trophy, Ange knows this!

Could be the best thing for Saints. I'd say surely you don't escape the boot for this, but they did keep a gaffer who was on the wrong end of 9-0 twice. But this has got to be it for Martin, whereas a last ditch 2-1 loss might have kept him in it.

He'll be a pub quiz question if they match or break the record today.

Literally.

At least it took Newcastle an hour to get 4 against us. At home.

Holy shit the record is going!

I reckon we can catch Pep n Co.

Yes. But will it matter? Ange got a lot of yoots today.

Go on MAddison lad!

Fantasy Premier League has him injured til 25th Jan. Which is oddly specific. Premierinjuries.com has no return date and physioroom doesn't have him down as one of our listed injuries. Probably cos he's back in training.

Same as our form under Ruud. Chill people. We're "doing a Brighton". Full circle.

Fxxk all is gonna happen.

He's 85.

Yep, dog shit player, always has been.

He's shit, and I don't think it's a stretch to say he's probably responsible for the other 31 goals we've conceded this season.

Nketiah shoots. Throw in.

We don't need a goalkeeper surely? We just need top keep Ward away from the side. Stolarczyk should be in contention for it, Iversen if Mads AND Stol aren't fit. We don't need to be adding yet another keeper to the side to make it 5, whilst also presumably wanting someone to come in who is good enough to step in if we sold Mads next summer, who would also be happy to be on the bench and also won't cost a large fee. All because Mads was out for 45 minutes.

He was sick of that first half performance! Amirite?!