JimJams

22/23 Vardy - 3 Prem goals 23/24 Vardy - 18 Champ goals

A 30 year old from the National League. What's not to like?

Despite the consensus he was shit, apparently he made the most blocks/clearances, headers won and was only behind Skipp in tackles. Scored the only goal too.

To be fair he just meant it's his dream to take a shit in the woods.

Wonder where he goes from here.

We've won one game without him. Our first negative result with him playing was the Southampton 3-0.

WInks and JJ is getting ran over.

It's a bit naive to think that he's only not playing because he's shit. The fact is he's an unknown. The manager doesn't know him, the coaches don't, King doesn't, the players don't. At this stage a handful of training sessions where Rowett is trying to get a grip on the squad as a whole, he's not going to be focussed in on a loan striker who has also just walked through the door. Carranza was given the opportunity to disappoint at least. Richards doesn't really have time on his side to both integrate and impress. Mukasa walked into the side and obviously looks a player, but thanks to injuries and suspensions to the usual 10's he got an opportunity that Richards might not get.

It's a stretch to call that a set-back.

Delaying kick off. Defo some betting shenanigans going on!

Cut that shit out Thomas. Got lucky there cos the lino wasn't having it.

Okoli scores and Bristol equalise...

This tactic from Rowett to lull them into a false sense of security is going to work wonders.

They'll all be dead very soon if that's the case.

Lazy defending again. Good job Targett doesn't live up to his name, and the lax clearance by Winks was a pisstake.

For giving an obvious free kick? Or general feeling?

It doesn't stop there.

A "she" on Thursdays, a dentist every other Friday.

It'll likely be a honking 90, but I like your optimism.

Ask Osmajic.

And then when you got upstairs it was Kevin Keegan. And it was still preferable...

Preemptive consolation?

On the bench...

They're not going to be able to live with us. Fxxking carnage coming up.

You can't just recall Woyo.