Mike1983

This season for us feels a lot like what I felt watching this goal go in:

Saints are dominating United, wow. We're the worst team in the league, genuinely.

I think we have a problem when the fastest player on the pitch was a pitch invader.

Everton are never going down are they?

Transfer embargo could see us extend Ward's contract when Mads leaves.

He's not ready for the prem yet. Which is quite fitting as we're on our way down.

At least we'll still have parachute money.

Need Mads back asap.

This game needs a bit of Ayew magic.

Kasper Schmeichel saves that. 1v1 king.

Vardy's got a fair bit of credit in the bank though, don't you think?

Hit these cockroaches with another points deduction and they'd still survive. Some sort of curse upon the premier league, where Everton just cannot get relegated.

Objectively speaking, Luke Thomas is probably around League one and lower championship level.

Cooper signed for us and we look absolute dogshite in the pre-season, wasted cash on dodgy signings, Faes still a massive liability early in the season, Fatawu got ruled out for the season, Mads' injury will likely turn into months out, Ward made his devastating cameo return, JJ still shit, and Mavididi proved useless as a starter. This season has been proper nightmare fuel.

Must be ****ing nice...

For a neutral this game must be pure torture. Very shit football.

Having the same thoughts. If he's not back for the Villa game, I'd start worrying he's pushing for a January move.

Vardy's injured still, is he not?

So gutted that we gave Wolves the easiest 3 pts ever seen. When we look back, that might be the game that got us relegated.

Glad he didn't try playing dead to avoid conceding

This is hardly watchable.

If Ward was in goal, it'd be 1-0 Liverpool and we'd have crumbled already.

No Ward, thank you God.

If we extend his contract again, I think I'd genuinely stop supporting. There's only so much you can take.

They're a top league one side, I reckon he's low league two at best.